God lorna shore is so fucking boring i cannot fathom them being in your Spotify wrapped. Seriously.
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
God lorna shore is so fucking boring i cannot fathom them being in your Spotify wrapped. Seriously.
The sluttiest thing a guy can do is play a riff with a bunch of harmonics
October 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The sluttiest thing a guy can do is play a riff with a bunch of harmonics
Nintendo is literally terrified that other companies are making games better than the trash that pokemon has been *since 3D* and its so pathetic lmao @nintendousa.bsky.social
Nintendo has successfully acquired a US patent covering the ability to summon characters in a game and make them battle for you.
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Nintendo now has a US patent on summoning characters and making them battle for you | VGC
The new patent theoretically covers an action that is present in numerous non-Nintendo games…
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September 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Nintendo is literally terrified that other companies are making games better than the trash that pokemon has been *since 3D* and its so pathetic lmao @nintendousa.bsky.social
Got to see one of my all time favorite bands last night and they handed me the setlist from the stage 😭
August 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Got to see one of my all time favorite bands last night and they handed me the setlist from the stage 😭
Squid pisser was so good and gave me this flower
August 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Squid pisser was so good and gave me this flower
My favorite thing to do is mention *any video game* to a match from a dating app and watch the most boring girl you've ever met unmatch so fast
August 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My favorite thing to do is mention *any video game* to a match from a dating app and watch the most boring girl you've ever met unmatch so fast
Think I'm gonna actually run some 5ks soon
August 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Think I'm gonna actually run some 5ks soon
Why, yes. I am in fact a man in my late 30s having mac n cheese for dinner and watching Rugrats
August 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Why, yes. I am in fact a man in my late 30s having mac n cheese for dinner and watching Rugrats
Not to toot my own horn but I'm absolutely the annoying asshole that interjects whenever I see something going wrong to try and correct the problem
August 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Not to toot my own horn but I'm absolutely the annoying asshole that interjects whenever I see something going wrong to try and correct the problem
Saw a dude being super creepy and handsy with a girl who did not want it at all at the bar tonight so I stepped in to shut that shit way the fuck down, Physically pushing him away and threatening him. Everyone seemed so impressed that i "jumped in to protect a woman bc people don't do that anymore"
August 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Saw a dude being super creepy and handsy with a girl who did not want it at all at the bar tonight so I stepped in to shut that shit way the fuck down, Physically pushing him away and threatening him. Everyone seemed so impressed that i "jumped in to protect a woman bc people don't do that anymore"
Someone should really explain to corporations that "competitive pay" is not a "perk"
July 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Someone should really explain to corporations that "competitive pay" is not a "perk"
Rather than posting at my psycho loser stalker here are some photos of my children
July 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Rather than posting at my psycho loser stalker here are some photos of my children
In other news the gorepig show tonight was awesome
July 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
In other news the gorepig show tonight was awesome
You ever just NOPE right the fuck out of a dream because you know it's about to give you everything you want and rip you apart when you wake up? New skill unlocked i guess
July 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
You ever just NOPE right the fuck out of a dream because you know it's about to give you everything you want and rip you apart when you wake up? New skill unlocked i guess
Man i wish I weren't such an anxiety ridden dork so when the pretty girl at the gas station compliments me, I'd be able to reply it a clever flirty way
July 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Man i wish I weren't such an anxiety ridden dork so when the pretty girl at the gas station compliments me, I'd be able to reply it a clever flirty way
The amount of calls I get at work where I don't actually have to do anything and the problem just resolves itself while we're on the phone is hilarious
July 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The amount of calls I get at work where I don't actually have to do anything and the problem just resolves itself while we're on the phone is hilarious
Nothing like watching the most broken toxic relationships imaginable outlast anything I could ever imagine for myself. Always makes me wonder how I'm so much less worthy of love than literal abusers and cheaters and shit.
July 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Nothing like watching the most broken toxic relationships imaginable outlast anything I could ever imagine for myself. Always makes me wonder how I'm so much less worthy of love than literal abusers and cheaters and shit.
Went to the baseball game with my baby brother. Endless rain delays but it was still fun.
July 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Went to the baseball game with my baby brother. Endless rain delays but it was still fun.
Trying to post through it and distract myself but I'm basically mid panic attack right now lol
July 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Trying to post through it and distract myself but I'm basically mid panic attack right now lol
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Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
July 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
Thank god for these vitiligo medication ads interrupting my retro future space fantasy adventure
July 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Thank god for these vitiligo medication ads interrupting my retro future space fantasy adventure
Can we talk about how Andor and Andoria are basically the same name?
Star Trek Enterprise GIF
ALT: Star Trek Enterprise GIF
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July 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Can we talk about how Andor and Andoria are basically the same name?
Okay this show is great like 15 minutes in
July 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Okay this show is great like 15 minutes in
It's really weird that we're still making basically everyone in space and the future and fantasy and like vikings and ancient Greeks and Romans and shit British lol
July 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It's really weird that we're still making basically everyone in space and the future and fantasy and like vikings and ancient Greeks and Romans and shit British lol
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Olivia Rodrigo speaks out in support of Palestine in new Instagram story:
“it is horrific and completely unacceptable. to give up on them is to give up on our shared humanity.”
“it is horrific and completely unacceptable. to give up on them is to give up on our shared humanity.”
July 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Olivia Rodrigo speaks out in support of Palestine in new Instagram story:
“it is horrific and completely unacceptable. to give up on them is to give up on our shared humanity.”
“it is horrific and completely unacceptable. to give up on them is to give up on our shared humanity.”