Shawn
@shawnthesecond.bsky.social
X Refugee. Millennial. Less career-obsessed. Golden rule adherent. I’ve chosen to make my 30s the best years of my life, come along for the commentary! Leo ♌️👨🏽🤝👨🏻🏳️🌈
Formerly @shawnthesecond over THERE 💙 DMs are open
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Formerly @shawnthesecond over THERE 💙 DMs are open
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Shawn
@shawnthesecond.bsky.social
· Sep 24
I’ll have you know, I’m an insatiable flirt. (That’s a threat and a promise)
The degree to which I am desperate for a bear hug by a big, furry man is potentially illegal.
December 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The degree to which I am desperate for a bear hug by a big, furry man is potentially illegal.
I completely get the hype of Miami in November.
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I completely get the hype of Miami in November.
Truly no question for me! I’m usually a fire or dragon girlie but ghosts have been ramped up in recent gens.
If you see this, quote this post with your favorite Ghost-type Pokémon 👻
If you see this, quote this post with your favorite Ghost-type Pokémon 👻
October 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Truly no question for me! I’m usually a fire or dragon girlie but ghosts have been ramped up in recent gens.
If you see this, quote this post with your favorite Ghost-type Pokémon 👻
If you see this, quote this post with your favorite Ghost-type Pokémon 👻
From suburbs to cityscapes, I’ll picket for the DC metro (as awful as it is) to remain forever
October 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
From suburbs to cityscapes, I’ll picket for the DC metro (as awful as it is) to remain forever
Definitely caught myself in a doom scroll of bad news yesterday. It’s got me waking up too early and scrolling again, talk about vicious cycle! Picking up a book instead
October 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Definitely caught myself in a doom scroll of bad news yesterday. It’s got me waking up too early and scrolling again, talk about vicious cycle! Picking up a book instead
You ever just feel like a kid in a candy store? Where you were told you can pick only one thing but everything is too good to pass up?
That’s what my Saturday feels like 👀 📩
That’s what my Saturday feels like 👀 📩
October 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You ever just feel like a kid in a candy store? Where you were told you can pick only one thing but everything is too good to pass up?
That’s what my Saturday feels like 👀 📩
That’s what my Saturday feels like 👀 📩
I’ve seen Death Becomes Her (film, not musical) 1000 times. For the first time ever, I noticed today that Goldie Hawn gets a distractingly large amount of lipstick on her teeth… 🫦💄
October 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve seen Death Becomes Her (film, not musical) 1000 times. For the first time ever, I noticed today that Goldie Hawn gets a distractingly large amount of lipstick on her teeth… 🫦💄
I have a sneaking suspicion that based on how frequently I see people use “constantly” in every day speech… that folks don’t actually KNOW what is constant or not.
September 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I have a sneaking suspicion that based on how frequently I see people use “constantly” in every day speech… that folks don’t actually KNOW what is constant or not.
I’ll have you know, I’m an insatiable flirt. (That’s a threat and a promise)
September 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’ll have you know, I’m an insatiable flirt. (That’s a threat and a promise)
If you’re nice to me, I’ll tell you if I found a unicorn at the other end of those rays 🦄☀️
September 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If you’re nice to me, I’ll tell you if I found a unicorn at the other end of those rays 🦄☀️
You should be good and do good for the sake of it. Everything else is icing on the cake.
September 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You should be good and do good for the sake of it. Everything else is icing on the cake.
I now walk every morning and rather than lament that I haven’t done so for the four years we’ve been in this house, I instead marvel that calm trails are five minutes from my door.
August 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I now walk every morning and rather than lament that I haven’t done so for the four years we’ve been in this house, I instead marvel that calm trails are five minutes from my door.
Using the fact that something’s “always been done” as a defense for doing it again/still is relying on a cyclical cause and effect argument that will always prove itself right.
You know whose intellect operates at that basic of a level? A toddler.
Grow up.
You know whose intellect operates at that basic of a level? A toddler.
Grow up.
July 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Using the fact that something’s “always been done” as a defense for doing it again/still is relying on a cyclical cause and effect argument that will always prove itself right.
You know whose intellect operates at that basic of a level? A toddler.
Grow up.
You know whose intellect operates at that basic of a level? A toddler.
Grow up.
There comes a moment in every man’s life where he realizes his DMs are open.
June 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
There comes a moment in every man’s life where he realizes his DMs are open.
Work has been driving me nuts for months now. I feel like between it and the news lately, there’s no respite!
So here’s a pic from my trip to Italy last week where, for just a second, I thought fondly about the future
So here’s a pic from my trip to Italy last week where, for just a second, I thought fondly about the future
May 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Work has been driving me nuts for months now. I feel like between it and the news lately, there’s no respite!
So here’s a pic from my trip to Italy last week where, for just a second, I thought fondly about the future
So here’s a pic from my trip to Italy last week where, for just a second, I thought fondly about the future
The rapid decent I feel everything is on has me feeling like, “What’s the point” — to cope, I reclaim peace in stupid little milestones.
Folded all the laundry? Good boy have a treat! Baked bread for the week? Good boy have a rest! Otherwise, it’s all sad boy vibes!! 🫠
Folded all the laundry? Good boy have a treat! Baked bread for the week? Good boy have a rest! Otherwise, it’s all sad boy vibes!! 🫠
March 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The rapid decent I feel everything is on has me feeling like, “What’s the point” — to cope, I reclaim peace in stupid little milestones.
Folded all the laundry? Good boy have a treat! Baked bread for the week? Good boy have a rest! Otherwise, it’s all sad boy vibes!! 🫠
Folded all the laundry? Good boy have a treat! Baked bread for the week? Good boy have a rest! Otherwise, it’s all sad boy vibes!! 🫠
Busiest February ever and it’s just begun… 🫥
February 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Busiest February ever and it’s just begun… 🫥
Shit’s been wild from all angles. Makes me want a vacation and by vacation I mean a coma… 😰
February 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Shit’s been wild from all angles. Makes me want a vacation and by vacation I mean a coma… 😰
Who’d like to break the rules?
January 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Who’d like to break the rules?
Anyone else feel like a spectator in a slow moving cage match? Stadium lights, steep-slowing audience seats, tiny caged ring down in the pit.
January 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Anyone else feel like a spectator in a slow moving cage match? Stadium lights, steep-slowing audience seats, tiny caged ring down in the pit.
Other than “terrible”, is there a culturally accepted name for this time of year? Definitely in a post-holiday slump that’s exaggerated by everyone and everything…
January 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Other than “terrible”, is there a culturally accepted name for this time of year? Definitely in a post-holiday slump that’s exaggerated by everyone and everything…
Happy New Year!! ✨🎉✨ in this house we obsess about reaching out to our inner child 🩷💚
January 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Happy New Year!! ✨🎉✨ in this house we obsess about reaching out to our inner child 🩷💚
I would like to live in a world where cutting in line, blocking passage ways, and having a general, remorseless lack of anyone else’s personal space is punishable by AT LEAST a prison sentence and fine….. 😰
(Yes, I am slightly agoraphobic)
(Yes, I am slightly agoraphobic)
December 30, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I would like to live in a world where cutting in line, blocking passage ways, and having a general, remorseless lack of anyone else’s personal space is punishable by AT LEAST a prison sentence and fine….. 😰
(Yes, I am slightly agoraphobic)
(Yes, I am slightly agoraphobic)
Went to a Wicked sing-along showing today and yes it still slaps, and yes I sang my life out with those strangers!! 💚🩷
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December 28, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Went to a Wicked sing-along showing today and yes it still slaps, and yes I sang my life out with those strangers!! 💚🩷