Shayne
@shaynerpayner.bsky.social
This account is entirely #NSFW and not for those under 18! Although I rarely post NSFW content, I do repost quite a bit of it.
I'm a non-binary queer, soon to be in my 4th decade of life. I have eclectic taste in everything.
I'm a non-binary queer, soon to be in my 4th decade of life. I have eclectic taste in everything.
I am going to need straight folks to utilize the spaces so readily available for them and stay the fuck out of LGBTQIA+ spaces, you already have everything, please!
February 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I am going to need straight folks to utilize the spaces so readily available for them and stay the fuck out of LGBTQIA+ spaces, you already have everything, please!
Had a long day today but it was so good. I am damn exhausted and ready to relax but waiting for my grocery delivery before I can get comfy and turn on my switch and play.
February 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Had a long day today but it was so good. I am damn exhausted and ready to relax but waiting for my grocery delivery before I can get comfy and turn on my switch and play.
Nothing is more of a turn off than a clean shaved pubic region. It's unsettling.
February 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Nothing is more of a turn off than a clean shaved pubic region. It's unsettling.
If that lady weren't white and relataed to someone famous, she would not even make the news. Where is this response for anyone not white or wealthy?!!!
February 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
If that lady weren't white and relataed to someone famous, she would not even make the news. Where is this response for anyone not white or wealthy?!!!
You could add up the net worth of everyone involved in the opening of the Olympics and offer it to me and I still couldn't give a fuck.
February 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
You could add up the net worth of everyone involved in the opening of the Olympics and offer it to me and I still couldn't give a fuck.
Some days I wish I could turn my ears off.
February 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Some days I wish I could turn my ears off.
Why? Just stop. It's not necessary to talk.
February 6, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Why? Just stop. It's not necessary to talk.
Nothing will ever be as unsettling as the weeping angels. #doctorwho
February 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Nothing will ever be as unsettling as the weeping angels. #doctorwho
I hate when I have to read subtitles. I can't watch the thing and read the words and absorb all of the information, I will miss visual details and I don't like that. That. Which means I'm going to spend about 6 hours today. Watching demon Slayer infinity Castle
February 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I hate when I have to read subtitles. I can't watch the thing and read the words and absorb all of the information, I will miss visual details and I don't like that. That. Which means I'm going to spend about 6 hours today. Watching demon Slayer infinity Castle
Just leave already.
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Just leave already.
I don't understand. I just paid $5 for a small pizza with cheese and pepperoni to rival Sam's club but my drink, 16 oz of that shit, was $2.80. That's more than half the cost of this pizza. It doesn't make sense to me.
January 29, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I don't understand. I just paid $5 for a small pizza with cheese and pepperoni to rival Sam's club but my drink, 16 oz of that shit, was $2.80. That's more than half the cost of this pizza. It doesn't make sense to me.
Someone genuinely asked me if I was a trans man yesterday.
January 29, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Someone genuinely asked me if I was a trans man yesterday.
I get it, I do. I still would prefer whatever it is be unscented or unflavored over it being vanilla. Vanilla just screams I have bland taste in everything, at least to me.
January 27, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I get it, I do. I still would prefer whatever it is be unscented or unflavored over it being vanilla. Vanilla just screams I have bland taste in everything, at least to me.
I'm at the hospital, family member is unwell, and I'm certain this nurse was just flirting with me. Honestly, he was probably just being kind.
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I'm at the hospital, family member is unwell, and I'm certain this nurse was just flirting with me. Honestly, he was probably just being kind.
Reposted by Shayne
Another one gone the way of the ghost.
January 25, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Another one gone the way of the ghost.
Reposted by Shayne
i don’t understand people that initiate conversations and then send one word replies. don’t bother me!!!!
January 16, 2026 at 10:46 PM
i don’t understand people that initiate conversations and then send one word replies. don’t bother me!!!!
It's cold and I'm still out here.
January 20, 2026 at 6:16 PM
It's cold and I'm still out here.
I'm getting cuddles from both my boys. At the same time. Gator doesn't usually do this, which I'm grateful for the moment but he's smothering his brother.
January 19, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I'm getting cuddles from both my boys. At the same time. Gator doesn't usually do this, which I'm grateful for the moment but he's smothering his brother.
I want checks back just so I can write "Fuck you" and "go to hell" on the memo when I pay bills.
January 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I want checks back just so I can write "Fuck you" and "go to hell" on the memo when I pay bills.
Jealousy is scary. It can make people absolutely stupidly psychotic.
January 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Jealousy is scary. It can make people absolutely stupidly psychotic.
Thoroughly enjoying The Water Magician! #anime
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January 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Thoroughly enjoying The Water Magician! #anime
Jillian Michaels finally admitted she's toxic, apparently there's a whole documentary about it based on the commercial I just suffered through.
January 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Jillian Michaels finally admitted she's toxic, apparently there's a whole documentary about it based on the commercial I just suffered through.
I'm tired of y'all claiming it's a softie when we can all clearly see it's a damn semi. Just say you're a grower. 🤨
January 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I'm tired of y'all claiming it's a softie when we can all clearly see it's a damn semi. Just say you're a grower. 🤨