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The recent #Hive #heating app update is a crock of shit. Hilariously its AI chat function agreed with me
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Me, to Mr L at 1am:
- Do you want to see a one-armed monkey with a durian?
- Do you want to see how to make bread in an air fryer?
#TikTok
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Turns out Mr L is a #Traitor
October 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
And now the news where you are…

Me: I’m on the settee, Clive

Every time. #BBCNews
October 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Yes, I’d quite like to see #Kraftwerk next year. But I’m not paying £160 per ticket to fucking @ticketmaster.com for the privilege #Sheffield #scalpers
October 10, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Filthy animals. Entangling and rutting. And then there’s the deer #TheArchers
October 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Institutional misogyny and racism within the Met police? I’m so surprised 🙄 #BBC
October 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Lol #BBC1 breakdown with the lad asleep at his desk
October 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Adorable Mark Carney on the pitch with his lasses. Hopefully the #Canada team won’t have to crowdfund their passage next time, eh? #Rugby #Women
September 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
No royals giving medals to the English world champions at an England-hosted World Cup? Disappointing #Rugby #Women
September 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Long car journey listening to Absolute Radio classic rock.

Playing ‘dead or not dead’. We’ve had 4 tracks in a row with dead band members. So far
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Wasn’t she married to Henry VIII?
September 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Glad I finished all the ironing before the Rapture tomorrow
September 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Chris Mason robustly defending BBC’s impartiality over political party reporting. Immediately followed by a long article on Fartage’s immigration policy. Ffs #BBCNews
September 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Caught up with this week’s #TheArchers. It felt so odd. All the weird heart to heart scenes. Is there a new writer?
September 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Me, coming in from the pub, singing ‘where the hell are my slippers’ to the tune of #Raye
September 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
There’s an enormous rat under my bird feeder. Been watching him through binos and ngl he’s really pretty 🫣
September 4, 2025 at 10:36 AM
September achievement unlocked: Joined a FB flag group in order to write a post calling them racist illiterates and was blocked within 30 minutes 💅
September 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
CRICKET INN ROAD
August 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I am at the age where I listen fondly to new music and call the artists ‘dear little lad/lass’ #ChappellRoan #Yungblud
August 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Caught up with #TheArchers.
Martin and the girls raised my ick-o-meter. With Lawrence it went to red levels. But Fallon and Chris sent it to…
August 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Absolute lolz at the bit in this article where his mummy rushes online to his defence
The ReformUK soap opera continues as another councillor is sacked after only 3 months in role. Joseph Boam had previously shared several homophobic, sexist, and Islamophobic posts on social media.
Joseph Boam sacked as deputy leader of Leicestershire County Council
The reason for his dismissal is not immediately clear. However, Reform has suggested that he will take up a new role.
www.leicester.news
August 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Jokes kids today won’t understand:

Mr L using all the buttons on the cash machine keypad

Me: alright, Jean Michel Jarre
August 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It’s not daft to get the sewing machine out on a hot summer’s day, is it?
August 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Found a new nickname for Mr L
August 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM