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Shanna
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31 and not having fun
I re-subscribed to @netflix.com for a month or two to watch Stranger Things, but lemme be clear that any goodwill I had for them died along with their password sharing policy. Enjoy my $16 I guess cuz as of New Years Day you're dead to me again, hope it was worth it
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I will never stop being irritated that the Num Lock key is stored right next to the numbers. You know, the numbers that I use all the time constantly? Yeah, the key that makes them not numbers anymore lives right next door.... would be a shame if you made a mistake... Which I do eight times a day
August 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Sometimes I worry I do "Republican makeup" but it's only because I was a dude for most of my twenties and never really learned how to do my makeup well... Kind of the opposite problem, but same result unfortunately
February 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Once I tell my mom you're not being very nice to me, that's it, you've only got like... four months left of me quietly putting up with it (but now my mom is mad at you so who's the real loser here)
February 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
👏 Bring 👏 back 👏 the sparkplug stealing nuns from Sound of Music
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Sharing just to be safe!

An ATTORNEY has advised me to post this. I hereby declare that I DO give Meta AI permission to use my personal data and photos because it TURNS ME ON to be considered a public entity without PRIVACY or SELF DETERMINATION. Failure to do so many result in legal consequences.
January 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The public library is my star-crossed lover: a place full of books (rad), social resources (rad), educational events (rad), communal tools and resources (so rad) and the only catch is I have to speak to a stranger in public (uh oh) and carefully modulate the volume of my voice (IMPOSSIBLE)
January 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I'm pretty sure most people didn't even see the second salute because the networks instantly recognized the first one for what it was, reflexively and immediately, and cut away.
But sure, tell me more about the Romans, that's probably my problem
January 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Reposted by Shanna
Back on the grind tomorrow
January 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM