Varada? More Like Varadumb boom owned

Over a decade ago he gave his list of everything that's a sandwich. Apples were the most unhinged. (This came after explaining the only way to eat pizza is folded over itself, making it a sandwich)

I don't know, Subway being elite was suspect, and an apple being a sandwich (something inside something else) is going to be hard to surpass

Nice! I got it about a month ago on vinyl.

Some I could at least construct criticism of. But topology? Is their argument that it's a big word they don't know so it should be made up? And Mathematics and Culture? Do they also think ancient history is a waste? Pythagoreanism is wild.

Leevi Meriläinen has good jeans

Still counts!

The meat chili or the eating vegetarian?

Nah, they're *your* Ottawa Senators