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shekeepsbees.bsky.social
@shekeepsbees.bsky.social
Beekeeper, Small Biz Owner, Anguished American Navy Vet honoring my Oath. Cop’s kid, Liberal AF. 8th Gen in the PNW. I think I’m hilarious (Not everyone agrees.) If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane.

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November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Daisy Mae has been favoring her back leg on and off for about a month. She also runs with her sister. Today she had an X-ray and she has the doggy equivalent of a ruptured ACL. Looking at a $5k surgery.
Sorry, kids. No Christmas this year.
(The kids are in their 30s. They can deal.)
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
#TBT to when Biscuit The Magnificent was just a baby with a boopable nose.
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I wonder what’s keeping her there there, indeed.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Anyone pop over to Trump’s Social Trough or Xwitter? How things going over there?

Betcha Kegsbreath has been sent to Costcos all over the Greater DC area, buying out adult diapers at each location.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Clearly you don’t understand The Plan.
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You first, dipshit.
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Completely normal from the stable genius.
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Marri the Butterfly Dog got a little drink on a very hot summer day.
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Mind if I appropriate this for my next protest sign? I’ll trade you!
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Made a new sign while watching the returns tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The villagers have picked up our pitchforks and lit our torches.
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I find myself wishing I could volunteer for jury duty on the regular.
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I gotta up my game!
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I mean…
October 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
October 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Ahhh! The good life!
October 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Where’s my 2A people at now? Isn’t this the opportunity they’ve been waiting for?
October 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Ohio, you must be so proud of your neighbor!
October 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM