Boner Lisa
@shelfishpresley.bsky.social
tsars is actually derived from Chartsard
April 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
tsars is actually derived from Chartsard
Pronouncing Clitoris like stegosaurus
April 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Pronouncing Clitoris like stegosaurus
Man is a construct pushed by big Adam to sell jock straps
April 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Man is a construct pushed by big Adam to sell jock straps
When you approach 40 the mailman just brings you a copy of a Boz Scaggs album. It’s in the constitution.
March 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
When you approach 40 the mailman just brings you a copy of a Boz Scaggs album. It’s in the constitution.
Feel free to roll up anytime, me and the boys are just gonna be seizing the means of production
March 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Feel free to roll up anytime, me and the boys are just gonna be seizing the means of production
Doug Martsch Madness ammirite
March 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Doug Martsch Madness ammirite
Brb going to be staring deeply into the palintír after Gandalf explicitly told me not to for the next 3 to 5 hours
March 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Brb going to be staring deeply into the palintír after Gandalf explicitly told me not to for the next 3 to 5 hours
Testicules, the Greek god of balls
March 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Testicules, the Greek god of balls
The JD in JD Vance actually stands for Jupiter ascenDing
March 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The JD in JD Vance actually stands for Jupiter ascenDing
Gonna be Cranky Hog all weekend
March 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Gonna be Cranky Hog all weekend
Lou Bladega Runner - I've heard mambos you people wouldn't believe.
February 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Lou Bladega Runner - I've heard mambos you people wouldn't believe.
Pronouncing Prequel like NyQuil
February 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Pronouncing Prequel like NyQuil
Did not know Animal Farm is not allegorical, that’s actually just what happens on farms!!!
February 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Did not know Animal Farm is not allegorical, that’s actually just what happens on farms!!!
I will be entering the manosphere from exactly 9-11 am ET tomorrow if your interested in doing the DMX dog bark at me
February 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I will be entering the manosphere from exactly 9-11 am ET tomorrow if your interested in doing the DMX dog bark at me
I seek full presidential pardon for my storming of the capital grill
February 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I seek full presidential pardon for my storming of the capital grill
Me a well educated citizen: We need to regulate the babas! Stand up against the boboos! We need to make sure the mimis don’t overstep the boundary of the zippiesippie in favor of a weewooo! Who’s with meep
February 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Me a well educated citizen: We need to regulate the babas! Stand up against the boboos! We need to make sure the mimis don’t overstep the boundary of the zippiesippie in favor of a weewooo! Who’s with meep
lol my new favorite thing is finding out that right wing cunt job and monarchist grease ball Curtis Yarvin also writes extremely dog shit poetry imperialmelodies.substack.com/p/leislers-r...
Leisler's Rebellion
The omphalos: history’s
imperialmelodies.substack.com
February 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
lol my new favorite thing is finding out that right wing cunt job and monarchist grease ball Curtis Yarvin also writes extremely dog shit poetry imperialmelodies.substack.com/p/leislers-r...
As a newly elected senator I will uphold my promise of putting a little hat with a propeller on first and making helicopter noises in all chambers
February 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
As a newly elected senator I will uphold my promise of putting a little hat with a propeller on first and making helicopter noises in all chambers
This week I will be celebrating americas oft forgotten 12th president, K. Rool who attempting the annexation of the resource rich Donky Kong Country from the Spanish.
February 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This week I will be celebrating americas oft forgotten 12th president, K. Rool who attempting the annexation of the resource rich Donky Kong Country from the Spanish.
Jimmy Hendrix but it’s a verb
February 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Jimmy Hendrix but it’s a verb
I love the nba halftime show with all my favorites; Sanguine O’Neal, Kenty the ’Smeet’ Smith, Charngols Barkeep, and Ernie Stewart.
February 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I love the nba halftime show with all my favorites; Sanguine O’Neal, Kenty the ’Smeet’ Smith, Charngols Barkeep, and Ernie Stewart.
A sweet little treat death of the universe
February 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
A sweet little treat death of the universe
I don’t mean to be rude but I’m hoing to billow where ever I please this year
February 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I don’t mean to be rude but I’m hoing to billow where ever I please this year