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Shelli W
@shellwitty.bsky.social
Soccer, doggos, books, music
& what-not. Occasional rant.
PDX/Van 🌈Ally she/her
Tots & Pears, Marge
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Like poo on a shoe
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
a cartoon dog is smiling and biting its nails .
Alt: a cartoon dog is laughing
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
There’s a kit I won’t be buying
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Corgi and toddler zoomies?
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Future you will thank you
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Your pops caught you smoking, and he says, "No way"
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day

- Fight For Your Right To Party by the Beastie Boys
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Woot, Vancouver!
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I was laughing so hard, I couldn’t breath. Truly a magical sporting moment.
December 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ref helping MLS-fav Miami?
Never!
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
OG - Oofta
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
And I’m glad we met you in Tucson the following pre-season!
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM