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Half-and-half is a crazy name. Half of what???
January 20, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Half-and-half is a crazy name. Half of what???
The richer you are the weirder your hats.
January 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
The richer you are the weirder your hats.
When the doctor said my baby had “grunting baby syndrome” I thought she was making a joke but it is a real thing my grunting baby has.
January 13, 2026 at 1:43 PM
When the doctor said my baby had “grunting baby syndrome” I thought she was making a joke but it is a real thing my grunting baby has.
Wow, cream of wheat!
January 7, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Wow, cream of wheat!
Had a dream that Kamala Harris was 4’11”.
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Had a dream that Kamala Harris was 4’11”.
Marrying a man from a cattle ranch is all fun and games until you realize how much you will be expected to listen to Garth Brooks.
December 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Marrying a man from a cattle ranch is all fun and games until you realize how much you will be expected to listen to Garth Brooks.
The people who become Disney adults in their 30’s seemingly out of nowhere will surprise you.
December 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The people who become Disney adults in their 30’s seemingly out of nowhere will surprise you.
As if I didn’t already hate Donald Trump enough, now he’s going and interrupting the Survivor finale.
December 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
As if I didn’t already hate Donald Trump enough, now he’s going and interrupting the Survivor finale.
I can’t be the only one begging for an MJ Lenderman x Taylor Swift collab.
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I can’t be the only one begging for an MJ Lenderman x Taylor Swift collab.
Do you think the guy who wrote “hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal” knew he was writing an all-time banger?
December 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Do you think the guy who wrote “hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal” knew he was writing an all-time banger?
I’ve gotten way too comfortable using the word “twink.”
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’ve gotten way too comfortable using the word “twink.”
One thing I don’t miss about New Orleans is how frequently circus performers compared their work to mine as a therapist.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
One thing I don’t miss about New Orleans is how frequently circus performers compared their work to mine as a therapist.
Sister Wives is so crazy the man just seriously suggested they build a storage barn on their property that his first wife whom he hates can live in.
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sister Wives is so crazy the man just seriously suggested they build a storage barn on their property that his first wife whom he hates can live in.
It is discriminatory that chihuahuas are not allowed on the labor and delivery ward.
December 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It is discriminatory that chihuahuas are not allowed on the labor and delivery ward.
People on pregnancy reddit need to stop referring to first time moms as FTM. Every time I assume it is a pregnant trans man.
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
People on pregnancy reddit need to stop referring to first time moms as FTM. Every time I assume it is a pregnant trans man.
The best places to get praise and attention as a pregnant woman are a Jewish deli and HomeGoods. Wow, I feel ALIVE!
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The best places to get praise and attention as a pregnant woman are a Jewish deli and HomeGoods. Wow, I feel ALIVE!
People assume certain things about my class because I have an innate elegance and glamour, but what they don’t know is that all 5 of my brothers have naked lady tattoos.
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
People assume certain things about my class because I have an innate elegance and glamour, but what they don’t know is that all 5 of my brothers have naked lady tattoos.
Learning the hard way that my mom does not know the difference between breadcrumbs and croutons.
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Learning the hard way that my mom does not know the difference between breadcrumbs and croutons.
Was it a mental breakdown, or a mental breakthrough?
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Was it a mental breakdown, or a mental breakthrough?
Wait, is Heather Gay an important voice in journalism? Why am I crying at her Mormonism show?
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Wait, is Heather Gay an important voice in journalism? Why am I crying at her Mormonism show?
If you are trying to lure me into a death trap just put an “Estate Sale This Way” sign up and wait for me.
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If you are trying to lure me into a death trap just put an “Estate Sale This Way” sign up and wait for me.
I need to figure out which of my coworkers donated a bunch of Werther’s Originals to the thanksgiving food drive.
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I need to figure out which of my coworkers donated a bunch of Werther’s Originals to the thanksgiving food drive.
I should not be allowed to listen to Paula Cole radio in public at 8 months pregnant.
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I should not be allowed to listen to Paula Cole radio in public at 8 months pregnant.
If you train a dog to be a police dog you deserve the death penalty!! Dogs do not deserve to be implicated in your evil business!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If you train a dog to be a police dog you deserve the death penalty!! Dogs do not deserve to be implicated in your evil business!!