Daisy L.C. August : Junkyard Dog
@sheltie.t4t.dog
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25 : She/Her : ΘΔ : Non-Binary : Aro/Aceflux : ASD : MCAS
Therapy Dog : Godless Angel : Better than You
Dog Formerly Known as @eClairePlus on Twit
(PFP by @clefdesoll.cisumchronicles.com)
25 : She/Her : ΘΔ : Non-Binary : Aro/Aceflux : ASD : MCAS
Therapy Dog : Godless Angel : Better than You
Dog Formerly Known as @eClairePlus on Twit
(PFP by @clefdesoll.cisumchronicles.com)
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Me : "I eat rocks, and the rocks eat potassium, so I have to eat bananas every day so that I have enough potassium for me AND the rocks."
My Friend : 😟 "Ruth what the fuck are you talking about."
My Friend : 😟 "Ruth what the fuck are you talking about."
If someone comes at you real angry style for no reason in a discord server you can just go "Okay" and completely disengage from the conversation and they flounder immediately
December 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If someone comes at you real angry style for no reason in a discord server you can just go "Okay" and completely disengage from the conversation and they flounder immediately
What ifwwehat if his catchphrase was Willakers.
"Willakers Shaggy, I think you're on to something"
*He sees a monster* "WILLAKERS!"
"Willakers gang, I think we finally found the pirates Traysure"
"Willakers Scoob, Why the Fuck can you talk?!?"
In yhis universe he can also say fuck
"Willakers Shaggy, I think you're on to something"
*He sees a monster* "WILLAKERS!"
"Willakers gang, I think we finally found the pirates Traysure"
"Willakers Scoob, Why the Fuck can you talk?!?"
In yhis universe he can also say fuck
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What ifwwehat if his catchphrase was Willakers.
"Willakers Shaggy, I think you're on to something"
*He sees a monster* "WILLAKERS!"
"Willakers gang, I think we finally found the pirates Traysure"
"Willakers Scoob, Why the Fuck can you talk?!?"
In yhis universe he can also say fuck
"Willakers Shaggy, I think you're on to something"
*He sees a monster* "WILLAKERS!"
"Willakers gang, I think we finally found the pirates Traysure"
"Willakers Scoob, Why the Fuck can you talk?!?"
In yhis universe he can also say fuck
Chat, If you're supposed to drink a smoothie to give yourself potassium so that your body can function, Remember to actually drink it so you don't get 3 days out from your last smoothie and develop a "mysterious" constant headache and brain fog that makes it harder to remember that you can fix this
December 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Chat, If you're supposed to drink a smoothie to give yourself potassium so that your body can function, Remember to actually drink it so you don't get 3 days out from your last smoothie and develop a "mysterious" constant headache and brain fog that makes it harder to remember that you can fix this
Surprisingly Emotional this time, I didn't think I'd be getting got this much
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Surprisingly Emotional this time, I didn't think I'd be getting got this much
Its crimbus, yippie
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Its crimbus, yippie
BippleAI CEO Jim Fuckass said "In 20 years, Everyone's gonna be using AI to fuck their wives for them. No one's gonna fuck their wives anymore. They just won't do it."
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
BippleAI CEO Jim Fuckass said "In 20 years, Everyone's gonna be using AI to fuck their wives for them. No one's gonna fuck their wives anymore. They just won't do it."
Just spent 10 full uninterrupted minutes tearing apart my bedroom looking for a sleep mask that was around my neck the Entire Time.
I don't even feel angry I just feel defeated.
I don't even feel angry I just feel defeated.
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Just spent 10 full uninterrupted minutes tearing apart my bedroom looking for a sleep mask that was around my neck the Entire Time.
I don't even feel angry I just feel defeated.
I don't even feel angry I just feel defeated.
Some jokes aren't as funny as you first think they are, and that's why it's good that the internet lets you delete things
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Some jokes aren't as funny as you first think they are, and that's why it's good that the internet lets you delete things
God I fucking love The King in Yellow
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
God I fucking love The King in Yellow
My mom gifted me a thing where it's fabric little squares (6 in a row) and they're filled with like- Plastic beads or whatever.
You microwave it and it gets real nice and warm and you just put it on a sore spot and fuck it's so sootheing.
Elite Technologies.
You microwave it and it gets real nice and warm and you just put it on a sore spot and fuck it's so sootheing.
Elite Technologies.
December 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
My mom gifted me a thing where it's fabric little squares (6 in a row) and they're filled with like- Plastic beads or whatever.
You microwave it and it gets real nice and warm and you just put it on a sore spot and fuck it's so sootheing.
Elite Technologies.
You microwave it and it gets real nice and warm and you just put it on a sore spot and fuck it's so sootheing.
Elite Technologies.
I tried taking a picture to show my girlfriend who's starting DIY how deep I put the needle in.
I nailed it I think. I'm pretty amazing.
I nailed it I think. I'm pretty amazing.
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I tried taking a picture to show my girlfriend who's starting DIY how deep I put the needle in.
I nailed it I think. I'm pretty amazing.
I nailed it I think. I'm pretty amazing.
Reposted by Daisy L.C. August : Junkyard Dog
There's a demon inside my brain that waits until it's like 5 fucking AM and then goes "OKAY, TIME TO START HAVING REALLY GOOD IDEAS FOR YOUR NARRATIVES".
I cannot escape it. But who even needs sleep anyways actually, I'm a god. I can do anything I want. NO ONE CAN STOP ME. I'LL NEVER SLE-zzzzzz
I cannot escape it. But who even needs sleep anyways actually, I'm a god. I can do anything I want. NO ONE CAN STOP ME. I'LL NEVER SLE-zzzzzz
December 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
There's a demon inside my brain that waits until it's like 5 fucking AM and then goes "OKAY, TIME TO START HAVING REALLY GOOD IDEAS FOR YOUR NARRATIVES".
I cannot escape it. But who even needs sleep anyways actually, I'm a god. I can do anything I want. NO ONE CAN STOP ME. I'LL NEVER SLE-zzzzzz
I cannot escape it. But who even needs sleep anyways actually, I'm a god. I can do anything I want. NO ONE CAN STOP ME. I'LL NEVER SLE-zzzzzz
If a phone does not have expandable storage, There is literally no reason to buy it.
I'm dead serious.
I'm dead serious.
December 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
If a phone does not have expandable storage, There is literally no reason to buy it.
I'm dead serious.
I'm dead serious.
Apparently taking Melatonin supplements causes an increased risk of Heart Failure.
Unfortunately, I literally cannot sleep unless I take it.
That's cool. Thanks biology. You fucking suck.
Unfortunately, I literally cannot sleep unless I take it.
That's cool. Thanks biology. You fucking suck.
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Apparently taking Melatonin supplements causes an increased risk of Heart Failure.
Unfortunately, I literally cannot sleep unless I take it.
That's cool. Thanks biology. You fucking suck.
Unfortunately, I literally cannot sleep unless I take it.
That's cool. Thanks biology. You fucking suck.
How and why the actual fuck are we still, in the modern fucking day, acting like Wolves are ontologically evil creatures that MUST die.
THEY'RE PART OF THE ECOSYSTEM. IF YOU KILL THEM, EVERYTHING WILL GO TO SHIT. YOU ARE CREATING MORE PROBLEMS THAN THE WOLVES ARE. THEY DON'T EVEN FUCK WITH US.
THEY'RE PART OF THE ECOSYSTEM. IF YOU KILL THEM, EVERYTHING WILL GO TO SHIT. YOU ARE CREATING MORE PROBLEMS THAN THE WOLVES ARE. THEY DON'T EVEN FUCK WITH US.
🚨URGENT: Congress prepares to push forward wolf slaughter bill that would remove federal protections for gray wolves across the lower 48 states and prohibit judicial review. Decision will be voted on Dec. 15 and could move to a House vote next week.
📣Take action: https://bit.ly/4adWexU
📣Take action: https://bit.ly/4adWexU
December 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
How and why the actual fuck are we still, in the modern fucking day, acting like Wolves are ontologically evil creatures that MUST die.
THEY'RE PART OF THE ECOSYSTEM. IF YOU KILL THEM, EVERYTHING WILL GO TO SHIT. YOU ARE CREATING MORE PROBLEMS THAN THE WOLVES ARE. THEY DON'T EVEN FUCK WITH US.
THEY'RE PART OF THE ECOSYSTEM. IF YOU KILL THEM, EVERYTHING WILL GO TO SHIT. YOU ARE CREATING MORE PROBLEMS THAN THE WOLVES ARE. THEY DON'T EVEN FUCK WITH US.
Reposted by Daisy L.C. August : Junkyard Dog
Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
I'm so hot.
Some people are saying I'm the hottest to ever exist even.
(Genuinely, I couldn't think of anything else to say in that moment, so all that came out was "Aw Gee Whiz" as I struggled to breathe)
Some people are saying I'm the hottest to ever exist even.
(Genuinely, I couldn't think of anything else to say in that moment, so all that came out was "Aw Gee Whiz" as I struggled to breathe)
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I'm so hot.
Some people are saying I'm the hottest to ever exist even.
(Genuinely, I couldn't think of anything else to say in that moment, so all that came out was "Aw Gee Whiz" as I struggled to breathe)
Some people are saying I'm the hottest to ever exist even.
(Genuinely, I couldn't think of anything else to say in that moment, so all that came out was "Aw Gee Whiz" as I struggled to breathe)
>Pacific Drive is on sale at a really cheap price so I finally decide to buy it
>Get it installed, Run it, It seems to be working fine
>Go into the settings menu to cha-
>It's Dark Mode.
>There is no Light Mode Option.
I'm going to start burning houses down. Whoever invented Dark Mode will pay.
>Get it installed, Run it, It seems to be working fine
>Go into the settings menu to cha-
>It's Dark Mode.
>There is no Light Mode Option.
I'm going to start burning houses down. Whoever invented Dark Mode will pay.
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
>Pacific Drive is on sale at a really cheap price so I finally decide to buy it
>Get it installed, Run it, It seems to be working fine
>Go into the settings menu to cha-
>It's Dark Mode.
>There is no Light Mode Option.
I'm going to start burning houses down. Whoever invented Dark Mode will pay.
>Get it installed, Run it, It seems to be working fine
>Go into the settings menu to cha-
>It's Dark Mode.
>There is no Light Mode Option.
I'm going to start burning houses down. Whoever invented Dark Mode will pay.
I fucking love this screenshot so much
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I fucking love this screenshot so much
I have decided abruptly that southerners are actually Appalachia posers.
Fight me bitch, There's INFINITELY more Appalachia in the north than there is in the south, You people don't own SHIT. YOU *WISH* YOU WERE AS APPALACHIAN AS US YOU WANNABE FUCKS.
Fight me bitch, There's INFINITELY more Appalachia in the north than there is in the south, You people don't own SHIT. YOU *WISH* YOU WERE AS APPALACHIAN AS US YOU WANNABE FUCKS.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I have decided abruptly that southerners are actually Appalachia posers.
Fight me bitch, There's INFINITELY more Appalachia in the north than there is in the south, You people don't own SHIT. YOU *WISH* YOU WERE AS APPALACHIAN AS US YOU WANNABE FUCKS.
Fight me bitch, There's INFINITELY more Appalachia in the north than there is in the south, You people don't own SHIT. YOU *WISH* YOU WERE AS APPALACHIAN AS US YOU WANNABE FUCKS.
What if you were having a bad day and wanted to go to bed, and god said "Tummy Ache Time"
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
What if you were having a bad day and wanted to go to bed, and god said "Tummy Ache Time"
"Aw man I think I'm finally getting out of my depressive episode!"
Yeah sure buddy, Whatever you say
Yeah sure buddy, Whatever you say
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"Aw man I think I'm finally getting out of my depressive episode!"
Yeah sure buddy, Whatever you say
Yeah sure buddy, Whatever you say
People who chew gum have a moral rot within them that cannot be excused.
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
People who chew gum have a moral rot within them that cannot be excused.