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Sheo

@sheologian.bsky.social

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Raleigh-ish, NC. I’ll procrastinate later.

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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · Dec 3

She thinks she missed the train to Mars
She’s out back spittin bars

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 11h

Even with all of that some people would still inhabit larger bodies *and that’s ok*

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 11h

I sold mine for an Oreo McFlurry in 2014

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 13h

NC parents are like shitty exes - they feel something in the wind that something meaningful and real is happening in your life and they cannot fucking bear it and can’t help but try to reach out and destabilize you

Selfish assholes

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 13h

I don’t know anything about her mother but if she’s anything like any parents of clients and friends I have who have gone no contact with a parent

One thousand fucking percent

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 13h

And for what? Being criminally adorable?

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 13h

If so, wouldn’t she be served - her mother wouldn’t need to contact her

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 13h

😂

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 13h

And an Ed Hardy t-shirt

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 13h

I love that!!

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 13h

No. I tried to have the rod removed but insurance wouldn’t cover it, and then ten years after when I *might* have been able to pay for it to be taken out, it had fused to the bone so I’m stuck.

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 13h

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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 19h

Bondi claiming they arrested [checks notes] "the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa" has me in stitches

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

Bondi: "Bondi: "Just like we did with cartels, we are going to take the same approach, President Trump, with antifa -- destroy the entire organization from top to bottom. We are going to take them apart."

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 14h

May go back to that color because why the hell not

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 14h

Post you from a different era (2004)

Me, in my redhead era

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 15h

Pew Research should call their studies about guns Pew Pew Research

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 15h

It has antioxidants ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 15h

I like the Mint Museum (I do not live there though I am there every couple of years)

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 15h

I’m what you might call an 💫optimist✨

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 15h

The good news is that if I’m ever killed in some horrific way and found badly decomposed, the serial numbers on my non-original parts will make me easy to identify 👍

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 15h

The good news is that if I’m ever killed in some horrific way and found badly decomposed, the serial numbers on my non-original parts will make me easy to identify 👍

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 15h

A bed bath and beyond coupon is not urgent 🙄

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 15h

Every time my Hondas hit 250k someone else totals it. Last time it landed me in the hospital for a week with a compound fracture and I got a rod and screws in my leg out of it

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 19h

“Still punk as fuck” I whisper to myself as I leave early to get some cold pressed juice and ashwaghanda gummies on the way in

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 20h

Who saved this?!?

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 1d

My soul is a birds nest made from Slim Jim’s and fruit snacks

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 20h

Ugh. Greasy hair the day after wash day and a huge zit on my chin. PMS is so embarrassing omg

Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 22h

They never bothered me because they seemed aware of the fact they’re mid