🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

hey siri how do i deal with a crushing loneliness

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I thank god every day that I am not a fan of the Atlanta Falcons

Disaster: I ordered Carrabba’s for takeout last night in my hotel and got two cannolis that I accidentally left in the bag and never ate and then room service threw the bag out the next morning.

Brother my lips are CHAPPED. imma need a stick of a specific description soon

I meet dogs at work sometimes

I go to a new church every Sunday and get baptized.

It's free, they just let you do it! I've been baptized 238 times!

are giant dorks riffing in your replies? you may be entitled to compensation

tie my jet ski

My urge to avoid making accidental eye contact while turning my head is in a constant struggle with my need to check all my mirrors when navigating a busy parking lot.

Blue sky?

More like, blue dabadee daba sky, if I were X I would die daba dee...