dr. sarah HANNAH gómez
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reader | editor | writer | pilates instructor | once librarian | occasional professor | phd (kidlit/cultural studies) | afrolatina jew | she
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17-year-old Hannah, who had never been laid anywhere and certainly not in this town with or without some pointy fucking shoes, is DELIGHTED with this find at the record store today
December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
17-year-old Hannah, who had never been laid anywhere and certainly not in this town with or without some pointy fucking shoes, is DELIGHTED with this find at the record store today
Not interested in hearing from anyone flat chested enough to wear cotton camisoles or elastic bands they pretend are bras, but Jesus Christ my full bust sports bra decided to spring an underwire leak halfway through body pump and the wire has almost reached my armpit now and it hurts so very much
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Not interested in hearing from anyone flat chested enough to wear cotton camisoles or elastic bands they pretend are bras, but Jesus Christ my full bust sports bra decided to spring an underwire leak halfway through body pump and the wire has almost reached my armpit now and it hurts so very much
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This is the exact lighting they use for the pic to accompany a profile of a professor who got suspended because he kept using slurs in class as a supposed intellectual provocation.
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is the exact lighting they use for the pic to accompany a profile of a professor who got suspended because he kept using slurs in class as a supposed intellectual provocation.
Love when I get to use my kidlit degrees/nostalgia at trivia. Now I’m mad that our VHS of the animated film is probably lost forever to time
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Love when I get to use my kidlit degrees/nostalgia at trivia. Now I’m mad that our VHS of the animated film is probably lost forever to time
My neighbor just told me I have Jennifer Grey vibes, particularly Dirty Dsncing and Ferris Bueller, and I’ve never been more flattered, offended, AND read for filth
December 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
My neighbor just told me I have Jennifer Grey vibes, particularly Dirty Dsncing and Ferris Bueller, and I’ve never been more flattered, offended, AND read for filth
Different professional environments have different cultural bases, which is why whenever someone working in them doesn't come from the same cultural background, they will be deemed insubordinate, weird, unprofessional, or unfit. They're not, they're just from a different culture and
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Different professional environments have different cultural bases, which is why whenever someone working in them doesn't come from the same cultural background, they will be deemed insubordinate, weird, unprofessional, or unfit. They're not, they're just from a different culture and
Whenever I listen to Selena, I find myself singing the half-Spanish, half-gibberish lyrics I mondegreened as a child, even though I know Spanish and know the lyrics now. Apparently I do the same with Eydie Gorme y los Panchos, because what do you mean it's not "I need you green" on DESPERADAMENTE?
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Whenever I listen to Selena, I find myself singing the half-Spanish, half-gibberish lyrics I mondegreened as a child, even though I know Spanish and know the lyrics now. Apparently I do the same with Eydie Gorme y los Panchos, because what do you mean it's not "I need you green" on DESPERADAMENTE?
I’m sorry how did I just realize tonight that Chet Baker singing sounds like Caetano Veloso?!
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I’m sorry how did I just realize tonight that Chet Baker singing sounds like Caetano Veloso?!
Can a single editor at a trad publisher please explain to me why you let obviously British authors write in British English while setting the story in the US and populating it with purportedly USian characters who speak British English?
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Can a single editor at a trad publisher please explain to me why you let obviously British authors write in British English while setting the story in the US and populating it with purportedly USian characters who speak British English?
nothing, just here to brag about a book panel I have coming up in 2026 that is ENTIRELY BROWN and ENTIRELY QUEER and the panel subject is NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS
December 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
nothing, just here to brag about a book panel I have coming up in 2026 that is ENTIRELY BROWN and ENTIRELY QUEER and the panel subject is NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS
yo, Hayley Sharon/Susan/Pollyanna Mills is in TRAP!? I'm dying
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
yo, Hayley Sharon/Susan/Pollyanna Mills is in TRAP!? I'm dying
You guys, what’s the name of those mints that came in pastel colors, were not individually wrapped, and melted in your mouth instantly? They looked like little marshmallow pillows
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
You guys, what’s the name of those mints that came in pastel colors, were not individually wrapped, and melted in your mouth instantly? They looked like little marshmallow pillows
I love being a desert rat who will forever be like, “I can’t sleep because my house is being pelted with hail? Right on” and “plans canceled due to rain? Best day ever.”
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I love being a desert rat who will forever be like, “I can’t sleep because my house is being pelted with hail? Right on” and “plans canceled due to rain? Best day ever.”
“If you defund the police, the streets won’t be safe!”
The streets and the police:
The streets and the police:
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“If you defund the police, the streets won’t be safe!”
The streets and the police:
The streets and the police:
wild that as a child you're told that being smart means reading books that aren't intended for you and magically intuiting calculus, then you grow up and the real differentiator is understanding how four-way stops work and seeing through tactics like "compliment sandwich" for the insults they are
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
wild that as a child you're told that being smart means reading books that aren't intended for you and magically intuiting calculus, then you grow up and the real differentiator is understanding how four-way stops work and seeing through tactics like "compliment sandwich" for the insults they are
I know exactly who needs to see this but also don't know who *else* needs to see this but if you have received an honorary doctorate because you spoke at a university commencement program, you do NOT get to call yourself "Dr." Full stop. No exceptions.
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I know exactly who needs to see this but also don't know who *else* needs to see this but if you have received an honorary doctorate because you spoke at a university commencement program, you do NOT get to call yourself "Dr." Full stop. No exceptions.
"hey, app that summarizes books for people who want to pretend they are literate: tell everyone I read a lot! on the website for your app, which summarizes books for people who don't read at all"
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"hey, app that summarizes books for people who want to pretend they are literate: tell everyone I read a lot! on the website for your app, which summarizes books for people who don't read at all"
What did spotify do to their desktop app to make it such trash in the last month and how do I get it to stop sucking?
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
What did spotify do to their desktop app to make it such trash in the last month and how do I get it to stop sucking?
I JUST had it confirmed that there were TWO Graham Greenes and I am SHOOKETH this explains so much confusion about ideologies and points of view omg
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I JUST had it confirmed that there were TWO Graham Greenes and I am SHOOKETH this explains so much confusion about ideologies and points of view omg
Can monolinguals please for the love of all that is holy learn the fucking difference between wary and weary?
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Can monolinguals please for the love of all that is holy learn the fucking difference between wary and weary?
I am once again asking writers to stop treating diacritics like fucking glitter and understand that they are NOT OPTIONAL. Just because your monolingual ass thinks all other languages are playthings doesn't mean they are to the people who actually speak and read them
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I am once again asking writers to stop treating diacritics like fucking glitter and understand that they are NOT OPTIONAL. Just because your monolingual ass thinks all other languages are playthings doesn't mean they are to the people who actually speak and read them
please will a chemist or biologist please explain how it is possible for my rhinovirus-ridden body to produce a new gallon of mucus every five seconds when it's not like my body can produce new blood that fast
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
please will a chemist or biologist please explain how it is possible for my rhinovirus-ridden body to produce a new gallon of mucus every five seconds when it's not like my body can produce new blood that fast
George W. Bush is to Donald J. Trump as John McCain is to Meghan McCain: very lucky to now seem entirely fine in comparison to their unhinged, weird, and annoying successors
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
George W. Bush is to Donald J. Trump as John McCain is to Meghan McCain: very lucky to now seem entirely fine in comparison to their unhinged, weird, and annoying successors
Excited for New York and Virginia and sending my deepest fuck yous to the Democrat establishment that will learn absolutely fucking nothing from this
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Excited for New York and Virginia and sending my deepest fuck yous to the Democrat establishment that will learn absolutely fucking nothing from this
Can somebody explain the tweens with gigantic rusty saws? I’m too old to understand costume references, apparently
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Can somebody explain the tweens with gigantic rusty saws? I’m too old to understand costume references, apparently