Boli
@shiftbreak.bsky.social
Media sponger. Meme crosser.
I use my personality as a contraceptive.
I use my personality as a contraceptive.
My window ledges are basically a plant hospice.
December 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My window ledges are basically a plant hospice.
Beware: "another gin", though often a superlative idea - may, if done to excess, inadvertently lead to a gincident.
December 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Beware: "another gin", though often a superlative idea - may, if done to excess, inadvertently lead to a gincident.
Problem: Folks not going to cinema cos it's way too expensive
Solution: Make it even more expensive
Does not compute.
Solution: Make it even more expensive
Does not compute.
December 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Problem: Folks not going to cinema cos it's way too expensive
Solution: Make it even more expensive
Does not compute.
Solution: Make it even more expensive
Does not compute.
Minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less.
December 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less.
old and busted: paint drying
new hotness: batteries charging!
new hotness: batteries charging!
December 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
old and busted: paint drying
new hotness: batteries charging!
new hotness: batteries charging!
One
Rich
Asshole
Called
Larry
Ellison
Rich
Asshole
Called
Larry
Ellison
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
One
Rich
Asshole
Called
Larry
Ellison
Rich
Asshole
Called
Larry
Ellison
You could have just said "don't forget to use contraception".
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 AM
You could have just said "don't forget to use contraception".
Asimov's "The Last Question"
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Asimov's "The Last Question"
S1 is poor. S2+ are where its at
Final season though, not so much
Final season though, not so much
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
S1 is poor. S2+ are where its at
Final season though, not so much
Final season though, not so much
If you am smelling of toast then you may be having stronk.
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If you am smelling of toast then you may be having stronk.
Make sure you check under 'S' too
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Make sure you check under 'S' too
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Be careful people - unpasteurised comedy can pose a risk to the elderly, pregnant, or those with a compromised sense of humour.
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Be careful people - unpasteurised comedy can pose a risk to the elderly, pregnant, or those with a compromised sense of humour.
Characters on the closest numberplate are all screwed up
'moss' growing over the windows in some places (top left)
Other 'moss' is all a bit *too* tidy.
'moss' growing over the windows in some places (top left)
Other 'moss' is all a bit *too* tidy.
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Characters on the closest numberplate are all screwed up
'moss' growing over the windows in some places (top left)
Other 'moss' is all a bit *too* tidy.
'moss' growing over the windows in some places (top left)
Other 'moss' is all a bit *too* tidy.
Hold tight, everything is safely under control
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November 20, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Hold tight, everything is safely under control
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November 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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