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Six-piece Chicken McNobody; supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps. I swear at computers and sing Ronnie James Dio to houseplants.
"I hereby sentence you to five years in a state penetentiary. With good behavior, you should be eligible for parole in three."
[Judge rips off robe, revealing white lab coat]
"IT'S JUST, WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED."
[Judge rips off robe, revealing white lab coat]
"IT'S JUST, WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED."
December 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"I hereby sentence you to five years in a state penetentiary. With good behavior, you should be eligible for parole in three."
[Judge rips off robe, revealing white lab coat]
"IT'S JUST, WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED."
[Judge rips off robe, revealing white lab coat]
"IT'S JUST, WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED."
this is, ironically, what the world is like on sudafed
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
this is, ironically, what the world is like on sudafed
well, you know, america's one absolutely unforgivable sin is politely asking someone to do something differently
December 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
well, you know, america's one absolutely unforgivable sin is politely asking someone to do something differently
but it does your homework for you! obviously it wants to be your friend and has your best interests at heart
December 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
but it does your homework for you! obviously it wants to be your friend and has your best interests at heart
nice update to 3dmark 2001
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
nice update to 3dmark 2001
conversely, what if the entire economic system was just based on giving santa unfettered ownership of all the world's resources and letting him figure out who gets what
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
conversely, what if the entire economic system was just based on giving santa unfettered ownership of all the world's resources and letting him figure out who gets what
just like when samsonite had his hair cut, you'll lose all ability to pack luggage effectively
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
just like when samsonite had his hair cut, you'll lose all ability to pack luggage effectively
i like the retcon establishing santa claus as over TWO THOUSAND years old
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
i like the retcon establishing santa claus as over TWO THOUSAND years old
i thought somebody was barbecuing
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
i thought somebody was barbecuing
interesting politics on the part of Roche, which seems to have chosen to represent their American-based label but not the Swiss-based marquee
December 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
interesting politics on the part of Roche, which seems to have chosen to represent their American-based label but not the Swiss-based marquee
In the dictionary under "parallel construction"
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
In the dictionary under "parallel construction"
I wanted to present Roland Emmerich's follow-on White House Down as a counterexample, but nope, that one also outperformed in international markets 2:1 vs. the US box office take.
December 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I wanted to present Roland Emmerich's follow-on White House Down as a counterexample, but nope, that one also outperformed in international markets 2:1 vs. the US box office take.
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i can’t imagine any other industry regularly claiming it’s your fault — a moral failing, even — if you believe them that the product inside the wrapper is what they say the product is
December 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i can’t imagine any other industry regularly claiming it’s your fault — a moral failing, even — if you believe them that the product inside the wrapper is what they say the product is