Shimmellema
@shimmellema.bsky.social
He/Him. Passing the time to pass the time. Go bills. Don’t put people on pedestals. My name is for my friends.
McDermott just took the lords name in vain
December 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
McDermott just took the lords name in vain
If there is work to be done, we cannot be “unemployed”- fuck the rich and fuck the wages you believe we ‘deserve’
December 24, 2025 at 5:35 AM
If there is work to be done, we cannot be “unemployed”- fuck the rich and fuck the wages you believe we ‘deserve’
Podcasts are cool because I wanted to learn more about the Middle Ages but now I’m listening to George Micheal and finally giving a close read of every verse in Last Christmas thanks to @goingmedieval.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Podcasts are cool because I wanted to learn more about the Middle Ages but now I’m listening to George Micheal and finally giving a close read of every verse in Last Christmas thanks to @goingmedieval.bsky.social
Not wanting to do fuck all: burnout? or holiday cheer?
New at 11
New at 11
December 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Not wanting to do fuck all: burnout? or holiday cheer?
New at 11
New at 11
Ticky tacky shit calls should be illegal in a snow game.
It’s a snow game. Put the flag away.
It’s a snow game. Put the flag away.
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Ticky tacky shit calls should be illegal in a snow game.
It’s a snow game. Put the flag away.
It’s a snow game. Put the flag away.
In my latest book, “Abundance”, I address how I have too many board games and need the government to invest in me getting them played
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
In my latest book, “Abundance”, I address how I have too many board games and need the government to invest in me getting them played
The Christmas Truce, but the Battle of Hoth.
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Christmas Truce, but the Battle of Hoth.
The way US American commercials say “ask you doctor about…” makes me want to throw whatever device I’m using to watch ‘television’- what doctor?! People have *a* doctor??
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The way US American commercials say “ask you doctor about…” makes me want to throw whatever device I’m using to watch ‘television’- what doctor?! People have *a* doctor??
Wait I don’t want it to end
October 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Wait I don’t want it to end
I want to play- put me in
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I want to play- put me in
I want to die but also go bills
October 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I want to die but also go bills
How are leaf blowers legal.
October 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
How are leaf blowers legal.
Baby formula is not war materiel. This shit makes me so sick that my stomach.
October 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Baby formula is not war materiel. This shit makes me so sick that my stomach.
Just listened to what’s her face’s memorial service and like… I’m pretty sure my god is a different god than these freaks’ god.
September 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Just listened to what’s her face’s memorial service and like… I’m pretty sure my god is a different god than these freaks’ god.
Life is precious, which is exactly why you shouldn’t waste it by becoming anything like Charlie Kirk.
September 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Life is precious, which is exactly why you shouldn’t waste it by becoming anything like Charlie Kirk.
“I won’t stand for these ad hominem attacks” says man who is both wrong *and* acting like a dick
September 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“I won’t stand for these ad hominem attacks” says man who is both wrong *and* acting like a dick
Why didn’t the Chargers go for 2?
September 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Why didn’t the Chargers go for 2?
Rome makes a dessert and calls it pizza
September 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Rome makes a dessert and calls it pizza
2 step verification should register the fact that my iPad is in fact not charged which confirms it’s me
August 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
2 step verification should register the fact that my iPad is in fact not charged which confirms it’s me
C’mon folks let’s get this post to 420 likes (BSky viral)
Left of Dial Media published a list of the 100 greatest podcasts of all time, and we have great news about our placement
August 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
C’mon folks let’s get this post to 420 likes (BSky viral)
If bugs would help pay for things it’d be way cooler to find them in your home
August 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
If bugs would help pay for things it’d be way cooler to find them in your home
In my lifetime centrists have gone from the “oh, I’m socially progressive, just economically conservative” of my childhood to the “oh, I’m economically progressive, but socially a fascist piece of shit” of today
August 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In my lifetime centrists have gone from the “oh, I’m socially progressive, just economically conservative” of my childhood to the “oh, I’m economically progressive, but socially a fascist piece of shit” of today
With everything going on- I think it’s important to not lose sight of the important issues; the new instagram stories font looks like early oughts ass and I am embarrassed for you.
July 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
With everything going on- I think it’s important to not lose sight of the important issues; the new instagram stories font looks like early oughts ass and I am embarrassed for you.
What is with the modern marketing aesthetic that is just constantly slapping things down onto surfaces? I don’t actually care what the answer is but I also think it’s Wes Anderson’s fault.
July 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
What is with the modern marketing aesthetic that is just constantly slapping things down onto surfaces? I don’t actually care what the answer is but I also think it’s Wes Anderson’s fault.
We need a government that can get things done, can build again! In the following cash grab of a book, I will explain why stripping the state of any dwindling remaining power it may have to regulate is good actually and somehow not completely contradictory to what I just said…
June 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
We need a government that can get things done, can build again! In the following cash grab of a book, I will explain why stripping the state of any dwindling remaining power it may have to regulate is good actually and somehow not completely contradictory to what I just said…