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shimmerjim.bsky.social
@shimmerjim.bsky.social
Father of 3, big Kings and Giants fan. Love all animals especially my cats and dog. When not getting out in nature I love cooking and keeping up with current events.
I swapped Purdy for Lawrence at the last minute.
December 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I’ve been using one of these things in the kitchen for like 15 years. It’s so useful for pounding chicken, smashing garlic, crushing anything really, rarely use the spike side. Definitely looks like a painful plug though.
looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Dan Quinn with an elite challenge flag throw
December 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Not sure why, but ever time Brad Penny gets mentioned I think of Sidney Ponson. www.baseball-reference.com/players/p/po...
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
One of the funnier things about Kiffin doing what he just did, is that it happened less than 3 months from that e60 episode on him being released.
Lane Kiffin has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This one makes me laugh still
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
This pumpkin reminding me of those old bitter beer face commercials.
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Do evil people not know how to use punctuation in emails?
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
There’s no way he knows how to work those phones
BREAKING

President Trump has signed the legislation which will end the longest government shutdown in United States history.
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Thought Kevin Love was playing hockey for a second.
Fancy seeing you here, @jamiebenn14 👀

Credits to: @DallasStars

#DallasStars #NHL #HockeyLife #StarsNation #GoStars
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
They’re close with their costumes
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Institute salary caps and floors
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
23 years later and I still hate Scott Spiezio
28+ total bases, <=3 strikeouts, 1 postseason:

Davey Lopes (1978)
Rickey Henderson (1989)
Paul Molitor (1993)
Scott Spiezio (2002)
Todd Walker (2003)
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (2025) 🔥🔥🔥
Ernie Clement (2025) 🔥🔥🔥
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I completely thought the Darth Vader thing was AI. Really trying not to drink during the week but I think I need to have a beer in my quiet backyard this afternoon and zone out.
October 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Loved Thrilla’s Surfari!
October 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Stop trying to make Copilot happen!
a woman is wearing a santa hat and says it 's not going to happen
ALT: a woman is wearing a santa hat and says it 's not going to happen
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Is it though?
This is really cool.
October 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Whiskeyleaks says what now?!
Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
October 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Another opportunity to use this GIF!
October 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m going to get on so many prescriptions and just watch the cash come flowing in. Easiest evergreen income ever.
Trump: "We're gonna be reducing the cost of medicines by 100%, 200%, 300%, 500% and even more than that."
October 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
What if it all ended with Trump just deciding to leave?
October 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
October 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This play handed me my dumbest fantasy football loss ever.
As called by Frank Frangie on Jaguars radio:
October 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
For anyone interested, mixing sriracha with honey mustard makes a near perfect dip for pretzels.
October 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Mac really half assed his Two-Face costume
October 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM