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The Lorax
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I speak for the fricking trees
Watching celebrity gogglebox but every time Rylan is on the screen I just get really angry and upset and I wish the people protesting outside hotels knew how much they were damaging real people who are just trying to survive
December 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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child: why did the lorax speak to the trees?

me: why?

child: why?

me:…why?

child: because the chihuahua did a poo 😛😂😂😂😂
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
18 days until Immy is back in her natural habitat of travel hooray
December 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I'm such a perfect level of sleepy where everything feels chill and nice I love this this is so great
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Napping is beautiful I ❤️ napping
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Chronic fatigue syndrome... A simpler way of saying myalgic encephalomyelitis... HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER HOW TO SAY THAT
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Sat waiting to see a chronic fatigue specialist and thinking about how tired I am... figures
December 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CAT BURNS AND JESSIE J IN THE SAME ROOM 😲
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My highlight of placement today was someone I've been supporting exclaiming 'I LOVE FISH!' with such passion
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I miss playing guess what's in my rollerskate
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Imagine finding out what happens to you after you die and you've been turned into a pack of fridge raiders
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It's go pro day hooray!
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I miss my children so much 😔
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Me when willow snores like a pig 🫩
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
JESSIE J ALBUM OUT FRIDAY
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I think if burek existed in this country (to the same standard at the Balkans) I would maybe not have an ED
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My fave word at the moment is hooray
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Me when I accidentally click cut and not copy: maybe the scissors are just appealing to me 🤪
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I can't stop looking at flights side note why is it so cheap to fly to India
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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me and my to do list rn
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in the grass looking at the camera .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in the grass looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Love is when I leant her my favourite cosiest hoodie I'm so crazy for doing that that's a pretty big step 😳
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'm not even going to deny it at this point, academic validation is SEXY I can't help it
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Homelessness should be so scared of me
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I know black Friday is bad and I hate consumerism and capitalism but the go pro I'd set aside money for currently has such a good deal on that I can afford to go to Portugal with the rest of the money I put asside
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I was born to be Scottish btw
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM