every time someone has a windows 11 update related issue I feel like I'm living in an alternate universe because it genuinely does just work on my machine

also we loaded RANDOM DATA into this 40 YEAR OLD GAME and the results will ASTOUND YOU (it crashed)

insert 17 minutes of beauty shots of a PDP-11/70

I choose to suplex that failed blowjob sam altman's soft fucking cranium into the button at mach speed

Similarly, the CEO of the company behind the Vivaldi browser releasing a "we're not doing AI, we won't ever do AI, the enshittification of the web is the worst thing to happen to the internet and we won't contribute to it" statement was refreshing to read in the wake of Mozilla going all in on AI.

The last remnants of it are in the Las Vegas airport. While you can't smoke just anywhere there, the Perspex Smoker Cubes full of slot machines are still a thing. A horrifying, brown-tinted thing.

massively off-key buddy holly transferred telekinetically

bracelets sized for the dude playing zangief in the new street fighter movie

maybe the amendment that comes between "free speech" and "no quartering troops in private homes"

Genuinely makes me wonder how many of these we've missed so far.

IT DID IT AGAIN

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also be sure to roll your desk chair over the cable enough times until you have to go out and buy a braided replacement. that's when you know the break-in period is over

[onion voice] No Way To Prevent This, Says Only Nation With More Firearms Than People