“I mispronounce 100% of the countries I try to name. - Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott

Every. Single. Fan. would do insane things to host MLS Cup, which would mean a home match in *checks notes* December

Possibly my favorite paragraph I’ve ever written in my entire life.

Back off Doyle, he’s spoken for.

Crowd seems VERY light, were security guards extra thorough that you noticed?

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The ball was out of bounds. (And I can say that bc I was on that sideline) IYKYK.

When I tell people to listen to Soccerwise and they ask me why, I’m just sending them this quote, discussing the teams who have been eliminated already:

“We’re starting with Montreal because they’re higher in the standings- and congratulations to them.”

Gass is cold blooded.

I think they just have to bring up hot button topics to drive engagement.

1) Heather O’Reilly, you absolute savages.

2) Pork Roll, and quit f*€£ing with me on this.

3) Meola

4) Pearce

5) Tabaret

6) Claudio

And my first player off the bench if things go CONCACAF-Y is obviously Bogert.

DeAndre Yedlin joins 9 others World Cup vets who also played for RSL:

🇺🇸 Eddie Pope (2006), Robbie Findley (2010), Nick Rimando (2014), Kyle Beckerman (2014)
🇯🇲 Andy Williams (1998), 🇨🇷 Douglas Sequeira (2006), Alvaro Saborio (2010/14), Bryan Oviedo (2018/22)
🇲🇽 Carlos Salcedo (2018)

Only 8 players in #RSL history logged more games in Europe than DeAndre Yedlin (191)

Ortuño (511)
Onuoha (354)
Russell (334)
Kreilach (277)
Rossi (268)
Bobby Wood (230)
Diogo Gonçalves (220)
Everton Luiz (204)

What did you think?