shipperofheart.bsky.social
@shipperofheart.bsky.social
As a non-binary who is afab, it makes me giggle so it cancels out that other person /lh

But yeah heavens above a woman makes a silly joke about herself
October 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Also doesn’t help Musk bribed people in swing states by saying ‘hey if you vote the way I tell you to vote, you’ll be eligible for a million dollars : ) ‘
October 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Wow, ableist much?
October 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Remember when Obama was president and instead of getting mad when SNL made fun of him, he guest starred on it a few times ?
September 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Crush him in your hand
September 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Can’t tell you how many times I’ve put something in the air fryer or microwave to eat, got distracted , then later on/ the next day I come across it like ‘oh…’
September 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
September 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
We need these kinda book fairs for adults 🥺

Even though I usually just bought the silly trinkets there like scented highlighters
September 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Ah yes I love to stop at PLSR
September 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Exactly.
September 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Weren’t the police even NICE to him and got him something to eat while under arrest ?
September 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Ew AI
September 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If a shooter so much as BREATHES near a trans person, it’s the trans persons fault /s
September 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think the ‘fugitive immigrant’ was more ‘did something pretty illegal back home and fled the country to avoid being prosecuted’
September 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
They did what now?
September 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
They’re just out here writing fanfictions

‘His little girl was there and ran to him scared! His wife was PREGNANT and was going to tell him that day but then saw him get shot in front of her!!’

And his family wasnt even in Utah
September 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh I don’t believe anything he says lol
June 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
SURELY had nothing to do with Musk promising voters a million dollars a day, then saying ‘oh you’re only eligible if you vote how id like you to : )’

And how trump SWORE some swing states were rigged, and when he won them he was like ‘oh never mind, I guess not : ) ‘
June 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Same goes for his kids Exa Dark Siderael , Techno Mechanacus, and Romulus
May 31, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Bury Your Gays™️
May 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM