If I had a brewery I would create an IPA called "The Haze Code" so fast....

Olivia Thirlby Law & Order era. Doing 39 correctly.

smoke-a-cola (diet coke) is that a thing?

(To the tune of Seal's "Kiss from a Rose")

To me, I've got a phone addiction that I can't deny. Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby?

Sending myself photos of business trip receipts to file my expenses and realizing the email subject line "receipts" now feels vaguely threatening.

Imagining my ancestors smiling down on me, freshly out of the shower, accidentally stabbing a q-tip into ear drum with a lethal insane amount of force, crying out in pain for 10 seconds and then gingerly inserting the q-tip again as I go back for round 2.

I’ve been eating Lucky Charms cereal every day so far this year and you know what? I think it’s working ✨

Petition for them to sell these holiday crackers all year round

Omg I hate it here. (In the club)

Ok it was available on Spotify this whole time

Big morning of dropping off my white goods at the recycling depot

One of the bleakest/but also funniest??? things I’ve seen on Marketplace in a while

Doing a two person book club w my friend. My pick, I’ve tried to read it in every possible format available on Libby but I only want to read it when the mood strikes me (almost never 🥲) so the loans keep expiring. Finally bought the hardcover because it’s crunch time. STG I used to be a bookseller.

Have you ever seen a cat sit like this

Non-dairy alternatives are getting out of control