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Shitbag Dexie
@shitbagdexie.bsky.social
Just your average orange cat, doing orange cat things! 🐈
You can let it all go... It's called freefall
December 28, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Called to the Devil and the Devil said
"Hey, why you been calling this late?
It's like 2 a.m. and the bars all close at ten in hell, it's a rule I made
Anyway, you say you're too busy saving everybody else to save yourself
And you don't want no help, oh well"
That's the story to tell
December 28, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Can we bring back planking for 2025!

#throwback #trend #cat
December 22, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Staying mindful with my daily dose of yoga!

#downwarddog #cat #yoga #orangecat #catsofbluesky
December 21, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I got Mummy an early Christmas present today... A LIVE MOUSE 😻 She has been moving furniture around ever since... I think she must be trying to make the house nice for Cheesers. She was so happy she cried... A LOT! We haven't seen him since. He's probably just settling in 😺
#catsofbluesky #orangecat
December 21, 2024 at 7:27 PM
TGIF Bitches 😽

It's been a long week... snuggles are just what the doctor ordered 😻

#catsofbluesky #orangecat #cuddles
December 7, 2024 at 2:07 AM
You hoomans can no longer be trusted... This is the real revolution!

Bow before me puney subjects, for I am your new Kitty Overlord!

Long live Dictator Dexie 👑

#revolution #orangecat #catsofbluesky
December 7, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Good morning, beautiful people! 😻🥰

May your day be as mischievous as mine 😽

#orangecat #catsofbluesky
December 5, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Sweet dreams beautiful people! And in case nobody told you, I love you 🥰💞 until we meet again🌹

Catanova 🥰

#catsofbluesky #positivity #love
December 5, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Feeling cute, might delete later... idk 👉👈

Wdym, I look so young? Thank you so much... it's my skin care routine 🤭

WDYM, you think these photos are old? Nuh, uh! I literally just took them right this second... haters 🙄

#satire #catsinhumanfields #orangecat #catsofbluesky
December 4, 2024 at 8:05 PM
When you're trying to look sexy for her 😏

#catsofbluesky #whiskerswednesday
December 4, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Does anyone else go out on walks with their parents? I'd love to see your adventure pics or videos 😍🐈

#whiskerswednesday #catsofbluesky #orangecat #catdog #whiskerwednesday #pets
December 4, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Just your average catdog chasing his tail in the bath... nothing to see here!

#crazycat #funnycat #orangecat #catsofbluesky
December 4, 2024 at 1:02 AM
The moment I melted my Mum's heart 😍🐈

#kittensofbluesky #catsofbluesky #kitten #orangecat
December 4, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Never disrespect an orange cat!

#catsofbluesky #orangecat #littleshit
December 4, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I'm sexy and I know it 😏

#fluffycat #orangecat #handsomeboy #cute
December 4, 2024 at 12:12 AM
You had other plans, hooman? What could be more important than giving me attention 🙄

#fluffycat #orangecat #pet
December 4, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Born to be a fielder!

#kitten #kittensofbluesky #cricket
December 3, 2024 at 11:59 PM
If it fits... it sits!

#orangecat #catsofbluesky
December 3, 2024 at 11:57 PM