I hate the commercial where the old guy with prostate cancer plays harmonica in a porkpie hat

sometimes I just scroll on the public posts of my friends on Venmo and don’t even really pay attention to the transactions but notice how many people have really hot photos for their Venmo pfp

New from 404 Media: ICE is using a new facial recognition app to identify people, leaked emails show. Point camera at person, reveal their identity. It uses the CBP system that records peoples' faces as they enter or exit the U.S. Now, turned inwards to be used by ICE www.404media.co/ice-is-using...

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

these bitches can’t even shut down the government. they really expect me to do everything myself

oh god I fucking forgot I changed my gender on the fed employee document portal. see you on the welfare line I guess

To comply with Trump's executive order on DEI, workers at NOAA have been instructed to deactivate specific agency materials containing the following keywords, per memos I obtained:

We should have sex cafeterias instead of this insane fucked up erotic cottage industry everyone is expected to run out of their bedroom

What in the fuck

www.salon.com/2025/01/23/e...

if you’re trans and not on HRT, you could use your insurance to get hormones and oh I don’t know, have extra hormones lying around? someone might think of a use for those

there are spies in my house…

white men shouldn’t wear green hats in New York. I thought you were the subway

I never knew Kieran Culkin was in Home Alone but I recognized the baby version of him immediately and there’s something deeply shameful about that I feel

i’m SICK of putting my indoor hoodie on and back off again to take a shit

nobody says a person couldn’t “____ their way out of a paper bag” anymore