@shitehaircut.bsky.social
Terrible haircut. Like, really really bad.
I’d make the kazoo our national instrument. Everyone can play that. Wall of noise at Hampden
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I’d make the kazoo our national instrument. Everyone can play that. Wall of noise at Hampden
Updooting for visibility, although you’d hope any potential opponents are well on the case already.
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Updooting for visibility, although you’d hope any potential opponents are well on the case already.
Starbucks brand went from $8 to $15 in Jewel (Chicago brand for Albertsons) but buy one get one a couple weeks ago, now it’s just $15. Trader Joe’s seems to be holding, if you’ve got them. New Mexican one called La Laja which is very pleasant.
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Starbucks brand went from $8 to $15 in Jewel (Chicago brand for Albertsons) but buy one get one a couple weeks ago, now it’s just $15. Trader Joe’s seems to be holding, if you’ve got them. New Mexican one called La Laja which is very pleasant.
Alternate take; we were at the latter quite some time ago and now he’s just devolving back into the former.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Alternate take; we were at the latter quite some time ago and now he’s just devolving back into the former.
The white woman who truly has no bottom.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The white woman who truly has no bottom.
Certainly not in the colonies - witness the Caerphilly result and the SNP’s current Westminster polling - and the lad Polanski seems to be on a bit of a tear in Englandshire. More power to him.
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Certainly not in the colonies - witness the Caerphilly result and the SNP’s current Westminster polling - and the lad Polanski seems to be on a bit of a tear in Englandshire. More power to him.
Well there was the Sandie Pegg…oh.
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Well there was the Sandie Pegg…oh.
Stick a blonde wig and some tits on Bill, you never know.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Stick a blonde wig and some tits on Bill, you never know.
Shaheen: “I believe in the tooth fairy”
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Shaheen: “I believe in the tooth fairy”
I’ve seen bits saying Axios stories are being planted by GOP aides, and I’m holding on to that, otherwise the amount of stupid that Chuck Schumer’s body contains will force us to look at rewriting the laws of physics.
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’ve seen bits saying Axios stories are being planted by GOP aides, and I’m holding on to that, otherwise the amount of stupid that Chuck Schumer’s body contains will force us to look at rewriting the laws of physics.
Imagine it getting worse than having Matt Goodwin on Question Time in the same week.
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Imagine it getting worse than having Matt Goodwin on Question Time in the same week.
But you have a choice to buy a newspaper whereas the Beeb is broadcast onto every TV in the country where he’s on QT more often than Fiona Bruce.
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
But you have a choice to buy a newspaper whereas the Beeb is broadcast onto every TV in the country where he’s on QT more often than Fiona Bruce.
Not that I’d endorse this kind of thing, but if I was at Zoolights and I’d been trying to shepherd the kids around for 90 minutes in 25 degree weather, and someone who’d smuggled it in offered me a paper coffee cup of this, I would get down on bended knee and propose on the spot
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Not that I’d endorse this kind of thing, but if I was at Zoolights and I’d been trying to shepherd the kids around for 90 minutes in 25 degree weather, and someone who’d smuggled it in offered me a paper coffee cup of this, I would get down on bended knee and propose on the spot
I know Wynwood ceased to be cool quite some time ago but that really is the final nail in the coffin.
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I know Wynwood ceased to be cool quite some time ago but that really is the final nail in the coffin.
Eille please
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Eille please
Ooh, first sighting of Celebration for this year
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ooh, first sighting of Celebration for this year
Dangerous strategy; Fox viewers might see brown guy, figure it must be that terrorist one from New York and call in to threaten to cancel their subscriptions.
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Dangerous strategy; Fox viewers might see brown guy, figure it must be that terrorist one from New York and call in to threaten to cancel their subscriptions.
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Shouldn’t cost that much to just have someone standing sieg heiling. I could do that and I don’t even know ASL.
November 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Shouldn’t cost that much to just have someone standing sieg heiling. I could do that and I don’t even know ASL.
She’s been here a few times; she had a captive audience for a speech at CPAC and the room was still emptier than her soul.
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
She’s been here a few times; she had a captive audience for a speech at CPAC and the room was still emptier than her soul.
The only movement you have is from your bowels; please flush yourself along with your next one.
October 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The only movement you have is from your bowels; please flush yourself along with your next one.
I have a spare room in Chicago if he wants it and I promise I won’t phone ICE on him.
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I have a spare room in Chicago if he wants it and I promise I won’t phone ICE on him.