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I actually can not drown as I am holding in all the thoughts and grievances like a ballon holding in air.

I am buoyant
March 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Work swapped to one ply toilet paper on the floor the lawyers are on.
✨The recession is recessioning✨
March 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My parents raising me with a „you could’ve done better“ mindset actually only left me with crippling anxiety that prevents me from starting anything new because it will never be good enough™.

Thanks though
March 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
One time in Uni one of my group partners was making fun of me using tone indicators (/s,..)

So I told him he was the only person I felt the need to use them around. Prick.
March 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Pictochat was peak human communication.
February 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I put a rubberduck on my stupid PC case bc the power button does the stupid flickering light thing sending out light signals into the universe.

#WomenInSTEM
February 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I mixed up 6 and 8 so I just told someone I wouldn’t date someone above 8 feet bc that would be to tall for me personally
February 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I have a suspicion that my neighbor is feeding the fucking BIRDS and I like birds but pigeons are the drunk drivers of the sky!!!
Pigeons do NOT deserve the nickname „rats of the sky“ I can not remember the last time I saw a rat this fucking dumb
#rats #birds
February 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
February 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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February 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Being a rave girly in Europe sucks so bad WDYM they are all in US??? Get the over there

I hate techno 😭
February 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Nooooo, Someone save him
February 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
February 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My favorite sleeping position giving me neck pain is a cruel joke.
God is such a bitch for that one
February 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My safe space is incredibly unsafe, actually.

Is full of OSHA violations
February 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The only thing I’ve been loosing is my mind
Dieting is no fun you’re just hungry and sad
January 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Dieting is no fun you’re just hungry and sad
January 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I really be like “communication is the key” and then ghost everyone 😭
January 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If I had a pistachio allergy I would simply die
January 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Serving infinite jail time for unleashing centuries of colonialism
January 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Walking down the street exhibiting mental illness is a wild way to start the day
January 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
honestly, what the fuck
January 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My whole life has been me coasting on Plan B’s that whenever Plan A works out I’m just as surprised as everyone else.
plankton from spongebob squarepants says i don t know i never thought id get this far
ALT: plankton from spongebob squarepants says i don t know i never thought id get this far
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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I have a bad habit of sighing loudly and not realizing and ppl thinking there’s something wrong like what no why
January 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM