Shit Facilitators Say
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I facilitate groups. But really, I'm just holding the space. On IG (@shitfacilitator). Holding the marker since 2012.
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Parents, PLEASE check your kids' candy. I just found an audio track of a trauma-sensitive grounding meditation in this Twix bar.
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Parents, PLEASE check your kids' candy. I just found an audio track of a trauma-sensitive grounding meditation in this Twix bar.
Parents, PLEASE check your kids' candy. I just found some highly confidential pre-retreat interview notes in this bag of Skittles.
October 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Parents, PLEASE check your kids' candy. I just found some highly confidential pre-retreat interview notes in this bag of Skittles.
Parents, PLEASE check your kids' candy. I just found a 2017 theory of change inside this Kit Kat.
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Parents, PLEASE check your kids' candy. I just found a 2017 theory of change inside this Kit Kat.
Me telling younger facilitators about having to carry rolled up flipchart papers home on the plane to type them up
October 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Me telling younger facilitators about having to carry rolled up flipchart papers home on the plane to type them up
Prompt: if you can do so without getting a migraine, please stare at the retreat center carpet until a visual metaphor for our team emerges.
October 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Prompt: if you can do so without getting a migraine, please stare at the retreat center carpet until a visual metaphor for our team emerges.
If these wood paneled retreat center walls could talk...
October 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
If these wood paneled retreat center walls could talk...
Some facilitator held space for the Panda Express mission & vision process
October 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Some facilitator held space for the Panda Express mission & vision process
Me interrupting each small group to tell them they have 5 minutes remaining.
April 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Me interrupting each small group to tell them they have 5 minutes remaining.
Any other facilitators #severence fanatics, or just me? #strategicplanning
March 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Any other facilitators #severence fanatics, or just me? #strategicplanning
This is so niche but maybe some of you will get it.
March 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This is so niche but maybe some of you will get it.
Your outie prefers off-brand Post-Its.
February 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Your outie prefers off-brand Post-Its.
Happy Valentine's Day to all my co-facilitators!
February 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Happy Valentine's Day to all my co-facilitators!
Cheers to facilitators trying to create containers for insight in this general context:
January 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Cheers to facilitators trying to create containers for insight in this general context:
There is always one.
January 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
There is always one.
I'll b there 4 u
January 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'll b there 4 u
Like no feeling in the world
January 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Like no feeling in the world
When I violate my own boundaries by looking at work email even though I'm OOO for another 6 days
December 28, 2024 at 1:37 AM
When I violate my own boundaries by looking at work email even though I'm OOO for another 6 days
When I take a peek at my January calendar whilst still on December break
December 28, 2024 at 12:37 AM
When I take a peek at my January calendar whilst still on December break
When I realize I'll soon have to circle back on the things I put a pin in
December 27, 2024 at 9:28 PM
When I realize I'll soon have to circle back on the things I put a pin in
The Board Chair when we nail the board retreat objectives:
December 21, 2024 at 5:08 PM
The Board Chair when we nail the board retreat objectives:
Folks! Once we reach 1K group members, we'll be counting off by 250 to split into reflection groups of 4.
December 17, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Folks! Once we reach 1K group members, we'll be counting off by 250 to split into reflection groups of 4.
Where are you in your internal process of moving from the other platform to here? Please put a sticky dot on Bridges' Transitions map to show us.
November 20, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Where are you in your internal process of moving from the other platform to here? Please put a sticky dot on Bridges' Transitions map to show us.
Listen up 👏👏👏 When we reach 600 group members, we'll split into 200 practice triads.
November 20, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Listen up 👏👏👏 When we reach 600 group members, we'll split into 200 practice triads.
Me reconfiguring small groups in real time after 1 person left early, 2 didn't show, and we need to cut the sharing down by 4 minutes to stay on time.
November 19, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Me reconfiguring small groups in real time after 1 person left early, 2 didn't show, and we need to cut the sharing down by 4 minutes to stay on time.
Participants during check-ins this week:
November 14, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Participants during check-ins this week: