@shitgottisays.bsky.social
Who the fuck is George?
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Who the fuck is George?
I'd rather slip on a banana at Safeway.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I'd rather slip on a banana at Safeway.
I reset my PRAM before i tuck myself into bed nightly.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I reset my PRAM before i tuck myself into bed nightly.
salami mortaFUCKINGDELLA
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
salami mortaFUCKINGDELLA
five plus three equals eight, oh thats late.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
five plus three equals eight, oh thats late.
oh look the rsu fairy came today.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
oh look the rsu fairy came today.
hhaha better call Jesus
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
hhaha better call Jesus
I'm a transparent leader unlike all those other crooks.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I'm a transparent leader unlike all those other crooks.
When you've done as much as I have, loud noises and bright lights don't scare me
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
When you've done as much as I have, loud noises and bright lights don't scare me
If I mentioned psychedelics I'd probably get a stern talking to
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If I mentioned psychedelics I'd probably get a stern talking to
Rando: look Amazon beat expectations by 61%
Gotti: yeah well Bezos is gonna have us all dead before that coronavirus even has a chance.
Gotti: yeah well Bezos is gonna have us all dead before that coronavirus even has a chance.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Rando: look Amazon beat expectations by 61%
Gotti: yeah well Bezos is gonna have us all dead before that coronavirus even has a chance.
Gotti: yeah well Bezos is gonna have us all dead before that coronavirus even has a chance.
Jesus will forgive your zero touch deployment sins.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Jesus will forgive your zero touch deployment sins.
Oh hey look at that little guy, bring it over here. Little bundle of joy.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh hey look at that little guy, bring it over here. Little bundle of joy.
I eat baby yoda for breakfast, pairs nicely with an English Breakfast Tea and Vegemite.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I eat baby yoda for breakfast, pairs nicely with an English Breakfast Tea and Vegemite.
you gotta get that mop of yours cut.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
you gotta get that mop of yours cut.
These people can all go die on the side of the road.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
These people can all go die on the side of the road.
Anonymous: you need a new prized pig.
Gotti: he looks more like prosciutto to me.
Gotti: he looks more like prosciutto to me.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Anonymous: you need a new prized pig.
Gotti: he looks more like prosciutto to me.
Gotti: he looks more like prosciutto to me.
Its like a den of lunatics... what's your SLA?
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Its like a den of lunatics... what's your SLA?
Only in California ThanksGiving is a month long.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Only in California ThanksGiving is a month long.
We should have a beam bot up there directing traffic.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
We should have a beam bot up there directing traffic.
You sound like you just smoked a pack of Marlboro Reds down on the docks.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You sound like you just smoked a pack of Marlboro Reds down on the docks.
Smalley, I wanna go fly a kite in a colored field.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Smalley, I wanna go fly a kite in a colored field.
Don't put that on the internet.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Don't put that on the internet.
gotti - I'm gonna have to breathe into my shirt to get warm...
other - Don't you have a jacket here?
gotti - Yes several.
other - Don't you have a jacket here?
gotti - Yes several.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
gotti - I'm gonna have to breathe into my shirt to get warm...
other - Don't you have a jacket here?
gotti - Yes several.
other - Don't you have a jacket here?
gotti - Yes several.
IT'S FREEZING IN HERE! My blood feels sour.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
IT'S FREEZING IN HERE! My blood feels sour.