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I will never trust the judgment of someone who thinks that forks are more talent than spoons
a bald man in a pink and black leopard print shirt says you can 't trust em
ALT: a bald man in a pink and black leopard print shirt says you can 't trust em
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May 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I will never trust the judgment of someone who thinks that forks are more talent than spoons
For the past week and some change Akeem Ali has been in heavy rotation in my truck. 2025 he’s top of my list of rappers. That man has bars
February 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
For the past week and some change Akeem Ali has been in heavy rotation in my truck. 2025 he’s top of my list of rappers. That man has bars
What if life on earth is just millions of reality shows for people in heaven? So people don’t really die their show just gets cancelled.
Where does your mind go when it wanders?
January 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
What if life on earth is just millions of reality shows for people in heaven? So people don’t really die their show just gets cancelled.
Advertise your account with just one image
January 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Advertise your account with just one image
These folks I work with are as useful as a pussy on a toothpick
January 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
These folks I work with are as useful as a pussy on a toothpick
I spent last weekend tryin to teach my 2 year old grandson to call his head his “coconut bone”. Yes, I’m that kind of grandpa
January 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I spent last weekend tryin to teach my 2 year old grandson to call his head his “coconut bone”. Yes, I’m that kind of grandpa
Why this bird just gone shit on my car while I’m leaving the car wash🤦🏿♂️ that is just so disrespectful
December 23, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Why this bird just gone shit on my car while I’m leaving the car wash🤦🏿♂️ that is just so disrespectful
I feel that a person put me in 2 categories of people when they lie to me. I’m either someone you don’t trust or someone you don’t respect.
‼️ People don’t lie to you because they don’t wanna hurt your feelings. They lie to you because the truth might provoke you to make decisions that don’t serve their interests. ‼️
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December 22, 2024 at 9:53 AM
I feel that a person put me in 2 categories of people when they lie to me. I’m either someone you don’t trust or someone you don’t respect.
The way I had to protect my ability to calmly deal with reality should qualify me for early retirement. I salute everybody that navigated through a mental apocalypse 💆🏿♂️
December 22, 2024 at 9:44 AM
The way I had to protect my ability to calmly deal with reality should qualify me for early retirement. I salute everybody that navigated through a mental apocalypse 💆🏿♂️
The type that can understand that even tho I’m joking I can and will make an intelligent argument for why I seriously believe that spoons are more talented than forks.
You got a type ? What is it ?
December 22, 2024 at 9:34 AM
The type that can understand that even tho I’m joking I can and will make an intelligent argument for why I seriously believe that spoons are more talented than forks.
Everyday that I go to work I get reminded of 2 things:
1: The reason they put directions on soap
2: What happens when you lick a window before the windex dry
1: The reason they put directions on soap
2: What happens when you lick a window before the windex dry
December 20, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Everyday that I go to work I get reminded of 2 things:
1: The reason they put directions on soap
2: What happens when you lick a window before the windex dry
1: The reason they put directions on soap
2: What happens when you lick a window before the windex dry
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation
December 12, 2024 at 5:19 AM
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation
I have a firm policy of I don’t negotiate with terrorist, teenagers, or toddlers
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I have a firm policy of I don’t negotiate with terrorist, teenagers, or toddlers
If only people understood
December 5, 2024 at 2:13 AM
If only people understood