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I am so swollen all over my body is covered in sores I can't stop eating dirt and lint god hates me
There's three fluid types: water coke and milk. It's high time for a fourth. No non newtonian BULLSHIT either
December 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
There's three fluid types: water coke and milk. It's high time for a fourth. No non newtonian BULLSHIT either
If I saw one of those food delivery robots I would open it up and take a big crap inside
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If I saw one of those food delivery robots I would open it up and take a big crap inside
Sitting on a steel girder 370 feet in the air giddily opening up my bento box and beginning to eat my rice ball as all the other guys pointedly ignore me
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Sitting on a steel girder 370 feet in the air giddily opening up my bento box and beginning to eat my rice ball as all the other guys pointedly ignore me
I demand respect from my homies
December 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I demand respect from my homies
I am wearing a crazy type of new hat previously unknown to man
December 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I am wearing a crazy type of new hat previously unknown to man
Rosa parks no she doesn't she was on the dang bus
December 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Rosa parks no she doesn't she was on the dang bus
You know I am posting ai pictures of trump as a chicken and am weirdly emotionally invested in Ukraine and you better believe my diaper is full and I drool when I talk
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You know I am posting ai pictures of trump as a chicken and am weirdly emotionally invested in Ukraine and you better believe my diaper is full and I drool when I talk
Yoda's penis would just look like an old man's penis dyed green. ET's penis on the other hand would be truly unrecognizable to us.
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Yoda's penis would just look like an old man's penis dyed green. ET's penis on the other hand would be truly unrecognizable to us.
Food pyramid can't stop me from giving myself diarrhea by eating 13 honey garlic pepperoni sticks
December 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Food pyramid can't stop me from giving myself diarrhea by eating 13 honey garlic pepperoni sticks
AI user should be thrown into a swimming pool filled with barbed wire
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
AI user should be thrown into a swimming pool filled with barbed wire
Economy is so dang bad John Daly is now John Weekly
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Economy is so dang bad John Daly is now John Weekly
I keep bopping my oafish stooges on the head and then ashing my cigar on the quickly rising lump that forms but they never seem to learn
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I keep bopping my oafish stooges on the head and then ashing my cigar on the quickly rising lump that forms but they never seem to learn
I am selling individually wrapped cheese slices and if you have to ask you can't afford it
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I am selling individually wrapped cheese slices and if you have to ask you can't afford it
Everyone always forgets that Pinocchio was italian. No wonder he was of such poor moral fibre.
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Everyone always forgets that Pinocchio was italian. No wonder he was of such poor moral fibre.
*smallie bigs voice* don't gimme the loot
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
*smallie bigs voice* don't gimme the loot
Doctor put a cone on me to stop me from jacking off but it didn't work I think they're gonna put me down
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Doctor put a cone on me to stop me from jacking off but it didn't work I think they're gonna put me down
Oooh I love my oath. My oath means everything to me ohhhhhh golly I sure love upholding my oath ouuuuhghhhh unnnnggghhh urrrhhhhhhm
my oaaaath
my oaaaath
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Oooh I love my oath. My oath means everything to me ohhhhhh golly I sure love upholding my oath ouuuuhghhhh unnnnggghhh urrrhhhhhhm
my oaaaath
my oaaaath
Confidently stepping up to the DDR dance pad and signaling for quiet to the crowd of people amassed around me and then shattering every bone in my right leg after missing the first input
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Confidently stepping up to the DDR dance pad and signaling for quiet to the crowd of people amassed around me and then shattering every bone in my right leg after missing the first input
If the butt was on the front and the dick was on the back. The world would be very different.
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If the butt was on the front and the dick was on the back. The world would be very different.
If I ever saw a flash mob I would start throwing rocks at the performers
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If I ever saw a flash mob I would start throwing rocks at the performers
Fetterman is in hospital and doing well but don't fret tons of dangerous viruses in hospitals. Still a chance.
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Fetterman is in hospital and doing well but don't fret tons of dangerous viruses in hospitals. Still a chance.
I'M JACKING OFF MY LITTLE SLUG IMAGINING A DINOSAUR WEARING SHOES
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'M JACKING OFF MY LITTLE SLUG IMAGINING A DINOSAUR WEARING SHOES
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Urik. The Android keyboard built for privacy-conscious users.
#android #kotlin #opensource
github.com/urikdev/Urik
#android #kotlin #opensource
github.com/urikdev/Urik
GitHub - urikdev/Urik: Privacy-first keyboard for Android with on-device processing and encrypted storage.
Privacy-first keyboard for Android with on-device processing and encrypted storage. - urikdev/Urik
github.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Urik. The Android keyboard built for privacy-conscious users.
#android #kotlin #opensource
github.com/urikdev/Urik
#android #kotlin #opensource
github.com/urikdev/Urik
Wish Buttigieg had the lifespan of a rat too
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Wish Buttigieg had the lifespan of a rat too