shitsagesays
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He's a wonderful talker, who has the art of telling you nothing in a great harangue. ~Jean Baptiste Molière, Le Misanthrope
Hot takes.
(Going retrospective as we migrate this over. Now with less typos. -Ed)
Hot takes.
(Going retrospective as we migrate this over. Now with less typos. -Ed)
May a flock of vaginas find you by days end, may they always be rose colored, and may they forever beat down upon your upright character.
May 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
May a flock of vaginas find you by days end, may they always be rose colored, and may they forever beat down upon your upright character.
I want to be part of the conversation, as long as there is no short-pork sword fight involved.
May 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I want to be part of the conversation, as long as there is no short-pork sword fight involved.
...you seem like a body-farm kind of guy.
May 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
...you seem like a body-farm kind of guy.
That would be three greebles of ant. And the greebliest one is the middle part.
May 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
That would be three greebles of ant. And the greebliest one is the middle part.
...you have raccoons eating your testicles.
May 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
...you have raccoons eating your testicles.
I was addressing the elephant that was already in the room. I think I shall call him Schmedly, the Mexican coke.
May 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I was addressing the elephant that was already in the room. I think I shall call him Schmedly, the Mexican coke.
Quecbecers celebrate their holiday on the coldest day of the year, when all nipples hit the ground.
May 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Quecbecers celebrate their holiday on the coldest day of the year, when all nipples hit the ground.
I've already been hit on by two gay guys tonight.
May 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I've already been hit on by two gay guys tonight.
If there were bad dolphins, I would be one.
May 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If there were bad dolphins, I would be one.
Is that like painting each other green and fucking like Star Trek? Ecosexuals?
May 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Is that like painting each other green and fucking like Star Trek? Ecosexuals?
The reason grass never grows on the field is that the sun never shines there.
May 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The reason grass never grows on the field is that the sun never shines there.
A sigh is like a verbal fart. Now you have room for more experience.
May 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A sigh is like a verbal fart. Now you have room for more experience.
Thanorexia: It's like anorexia, but with more bacon.
May 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Thanorexia: It's like anorexia, but with more bacon.
If it doesn't have a name in French, it's not an orgy.
May 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If it doesn't have a name in French, it's not an orgy.
Nobody cares about beer customers until they reach the age of five.
May 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Nobody cares about beer customers until they reach the age of five.
Booster chair beer customers vs. high chair customers, booster chair customers win every time.
May 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Booster chair beer customers vs. high chair customers, booster chair customers win every time.
My face is sweet and humanitarian.
May 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My face is sweet and humanitarian.
I've seen every Muppet movie ever made!
May 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I've seen every Muppet movie ever made!
Ya, but it's a dry strong hold.
May 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Ya, but it's a dry strong hold.
My first hanngover was when I was eight.
May 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My first hanngover was when I was eight.
I shoot my own seed.
May 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I shoot my own seed.
No, he gets a new Prince Albert every time.
May 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
No, he gets a new Prince Albert every time.
It's a tuber. That one's going home with us... If that's okay with you
March 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's a tuber. That one's going home with us... If that's okay with you
It's absolutely far fetched; I would say its near fetched. It's fetched.
March 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's absolutely far fetched; I would say its near fetched. It's fetched.