“What if Prep is just a Christian Trojan horse to eliminate all of the gays.”

“I wish Kelly Clarkson would sing my soundtrack.”

“The brain is a fickle thing, a fickle thiiiiiiiiiing. I like pickles.”

“It came out of nowhere like a French weasel.”

In regards to a sneeze.

“He looks like he could scissor some sesame chicken”

#shitshanesays

“ a nickel for your thoughts. “
*dramatic pause*
“I’ll give you five!”

*taps my ass 5 times*

“Make it rain.”

“Thomas the Tank engine is a whistleblower.”

#adhd