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The worst patch notes
yeah the @monzo.com release notes say nothing as usual, despite it in theory being a major release, but why the fuck is a bank app 420MB?
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
yeah that seems about right for uk gov
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Wise
October 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I have actually, @signal.org. Thanks for writing it in your release notes. I thought it was an issue with my Clicks keyboard since it was timed with a different issue with the keyboard.
October 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
just one
September 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
September 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I don't know what's worse, putting "bug fixes and performance improvements" or writing twee garbage unique to every release note so it looks like it's saying something useful but actually says nothing. For example, see this from @monzo.com
August 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
what the fuck is this @signal.org
August 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm seeing double! The same notes from VL and Dalatrafik

Translation:
Our goal is for you as user to have the best possible experience, therefore we improve the app constantly. To not miss our updates you should activate automatic updates.
New in this release:
- Error corrections
August 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
July 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
critics are saying "App-specific adjustments:
- Improved usability
- Bug fixes"
June 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
that's weirdly specific NHS App
June 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
One day, I will uninstall Twitter. I do mean Twitter, I haven’t let it update since the name change.
June 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Nintendo Music
June 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
LG ThinQ
June 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Songkick Concerts
June 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Microsoft Excel
May 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Revolut
May 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Twitch
May 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Instagram
May 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Shitty Release Notes 2.00

Fixed:
- Not available on BlueSky

Changed:
- Profile header is now @signal.org's iOS app release notes from version 7.59
May 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM