Shitty Release Notes
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yeah the @monzo.com release notes say nothing as usual, despite it in theory being a major release, but why the fuck is a bank app 420MB?
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
yeah the @monzo.com release notes say nothing as usual, despite it in theory being a major release, but why the fuck is a bank app 420MB?
yeah that seems about right for uk gov
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
yeah that seems about right for uk gov
I have actually, @signal.org. Thanks for writing it in your release notes. I thought it was an issue with my Clicks keyboard since it was timed with a different issue with the keyboard.
October 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I have actually, @signal.org. Thanks for writing it in your release notes. I thought it was an issue with my Clicks keyboard since it was timed with a different issue with the keyboard.
just one
September 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
just one
I don't know what's worse, putting "bug fixes and performance improvements" or writing twee garbage unique to every release note so it looks like it's saying something useful but actually says nothing. For example, see this from @monzo.com
August 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I don't know what's worse, putting "bug fixes and performance improvements" or writing twee garbage unique to every release note so it looks like it's saying something useful but actually says nothing. For example, see this from @monzo.com
I'm seeing double! The same notes from VL and Dalatrafik
Translation:
Our goal is for you as user to have the best possible experience, therefore we improve the app constantly. To not miss our updates you should activate automatic updates.
New in this release:
- Error corrections
Translation:
Our goal is for you as user to have the best possible experience, therefore we improve the app constantly. To not miss our updates you should activate automatic updates.
New in this release:
- Error corrections
August 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm seeing double! The same notes from VL and Dalatrafik
Translation:
Our goal is for you as user to have the best possible experience, therefore we improve the app constantly. To not miss our updates you should activate automatic updates.
New in this release:
- Error corrections
Translation:
Our goal is for you as user to have the best possible experience, therefore we improve the app constantly. To not miss our updates you should activate automatic updates.
New in this release:
- Error corrections
critics are saying "App-specific adjustments:
- Improved usability
- Bug fixes"
- Improved usability
- Bug fixes"
June 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
critics are saying "App-specific adjustments:
- Improved usability
- Bug fixes"
- Improved usability
- Bug fixes"
that's weirdly specific NHS App
June 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
that's weirdly specific NHS App
One day, I will uninstall Twitter. I do mean Twitter, I haven’t let it update since the name change.
June 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
One day, I will uninstall Twitter. I do mean Twitter, I haven’t let it update since the name change.
Nintendo Music
June 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Nintendo Music
Songkick Concerts
June 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Songkick Concerts
Microsoft Excel
May 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Microsoft Excel
Shitty Release Notes 2.00
Fixed:
- Not available on BlueSky
Changed:
- Profile header is now @signal.org's iOS app release notes from version 7.59
Fixed:
- Not available on BlueSky
Changed:
- Profile header is now @signal.org's iOS app release notes from version 7.59
May 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Shitty Release Notes 2.00
Fixed:
- Not available on BlueSky
Changed:
- Profile header is now @signal.org's iOS app release notes from version 7.59
Fixed:
- Not available on BlueSky
Changed:
- Profile header is now @signal.org's iOS app release notes from version 7.59