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real american doll
yeah. it was staged. i still don’t see how this isn’t really obvious to everyone. he’s literally standing behind a meticulously arranged collage of YOU’RE FIRED signs. lol.
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
my braincells have halt and caught fire
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
WELL-WELL-WELL-GPT

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November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
the stock market might go to zero, but i think it’s more likely to go to infinity, and therefore we have no choice but to bet the entire economy on ”infinity” because of vibes.
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
can someone buy me this hat
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i asked *The Machine That Lies To You* about this too.

Aggregate Blame (Weighted by Duration):
GOP responsibility: 111.2 blame-weighted days = 76.7%
Dem responsibility: 33.8 blame-weighted days = 23.3%
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“nah, man - i can’t do that myself”
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
lol
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
October 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
ooooh ooooh i’ve played this game!!!
October 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
October 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
October 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
July 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
July 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
is there a bot that reposts the prez and chops down the wordiness to make him sound like a real swell fella?
June 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
primary them all :)
June 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
this is where they hide all the saffron from the stupid americans
June 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
June 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i’ve literally received like 5 of these in the past week, and lmao:

“Paid for by Fix the City, Inc. The Chief Operating Officer is Meaghan Brown. The top three donors to the organization are DoorDash, John Fish, and Matthew Hulsizer.“
June 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
June 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM