shivu
@shivu.bsky.social
he/him | aspiring railroad tycoon | minneapolis
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shivu
@shivu.bsky.social
· Aug 19
*me recommending the guy who kills the bugs at my house*: "yeah he's really good, he was actually an ex-Terminator"
Let's get all Four of the Impractical Jokers on CRITERION Closet Picks!
September 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Let's get all Four of the Impractical Jokers on CRITERION Closet Picks!
sometimes my game of solitaire is so good I start crying
September 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
sometimes my game of solitaire is so good I start crying
downloading an eSIM for my chicago trip
August 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
downloading an eSIM for my chicago trip
I hope they have impractical jokers in chicago
August 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I hope they have impractical jokers in chicago
Referring to Ken Burns as Kenny B
August 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Referring to Ken Burns as Kenny B
new phrase idea: It's the piss that turns the pot purple
July 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
new phrase idea: It's the piss that turns the pot purple
star trek is the only tv show that actively tries to be Racist
June 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
star trek is the only tv show that actively tries to be Racist
why is hell even considered a bad word. LMFAO
May 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
why is hell even considered a bad word. LMFAO
to eat indian food or to eat something else, that is the question
May 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
to eat indian food or to eat something else, that is the question
I hate how they saved the women and children first on the titanic... give the men a chance ❤️💔
May 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I hate how they saved the women and children first on the titanic... give the men a chance ❤️💔
my reaction to the pope: thank fucking god this guy speaks english
May 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
my reaction to the pope: thank fucking god this guy speaks english
"I'm no jesus but I made you this coffee table"
April 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"I'm no jesus but I made you this coffee table"
I hate when I get ads for taco bell. it feels like they are wasting their money and that's not good for business
April 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I hate when I get ads for taco bell. it feels like they are wasting their money and that's not good for business
I should have been a fucking ballboy
March 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I should have been a fucking ballboy
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being in Mexico for a while has made me newly appreciative of my relatives and immigrants in general in the US who struggle with English. it's scary and frustrating wanting to express more than you're able to! it's such a mindfuck
February 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
being in Mexico for a while has made me newly appreciative of my relatives and immigrants in general in the US who struggle with English. it's scary and frustrating wanting to express more than you're able to! it's such a mindfuck
flexing my youth on all the old guys at work by maintaining a consistent, strong stream of piss
February 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
flexing my youth on all the old guys at work by maintaining a consistent, strong stream of piss
cole's law states that coleslaw is delicious
February 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
cole's law states that coleslaw is delicious
cuckoo clock ending explained
February 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
cuckoo clock ending explained
my pope name would probably be Pope Jesus II
February 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
my pope name would probably be Pope Jesus II
lol pathetic bite mark dude
November 18, 2024 at 6:17 PM
lol pathetic bite mark dude
breaking news from the uk: "we've managed to get the Queen back"
November 18, 2024 at 6:17 PM
breaking news from the uk: "we've managed to get the Queen back"
is the hooters menu vegetarian friendly?
November 18, 2024 at 6:16 PM
is the hooters menu vegetarian friendly?
words to live by: "bigger doesn't necessarily always mean more epic"
September 15, 2023 at 5:00 AM
words to live by: "bigger doesn't necessarily always mean more epic"
remember: everything works for at least two seconds
August 30, 2023 at 1:46 AM
remember: everything works for at least two seconds
after decades of innovation, top engineers and scientists have finally created a virtual reality that we can use to have a worse workout than normal
August 21, 2023 at 4:12 AM
after decades of innovation, top engineers and scientists have finally created a virtual reality that we can use to have a worse workout than normal