@shizknitter.bsky.social
I'm just here for the memes. Also the cats, books, astronomy, crafts, humor, news, and constructive conversation with appropriate punctuation and spelling.
In these trying times, it helps to remember that in space, no one cares about Earth drama. 🌌
In these trying times, it helps to remember that in space, no one cares about Earth drama. 🌌
Bill Clinton is in the news for getting an illicit hummer again. I'm so tired of remakes and nostalgia bait.
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Bill Clinton is in the news for getting an illicit hummer again. I'm so tired of remakes and nostalgia bait.
Like it's the White House's decision. Lol, lmao even.
October 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Like it's the White House's decision. Lol, lmao even.
I was shocked and saddened at what Gus did to Victor. I thought it was an appalling thing to do to one's devoted employee just to send a message.
Then I remembered that Jeremiah Bitsui was not literally dissolved in a barrel.
Then I remembered that Jeremiah Bitsui was not literally dissolved in a barrel.
September 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I was shocked and saddened at what Gus did to Victor. I thought it was an appalling thing to do to one's devoted employee just to send a message.
Then I remembered that Jeremiah Bitsui was not literally dissolved in a barrel.
Then I remembered that Jeremiah Bitsui was not literally dissolved in a barrel.
A few hot takes:
A fanny pack worn around your shoulder/torso is not a sling bag. It's a fanny pack.
Mullets should not be a socially acceptable haircut.
Covering up sex crimes and child abuse makes you complicit
A fanny pack worn around your shoulder/torso is not a sling bag. It's a fanny pack.
Mullets should not be a socially acceptable haircut.
Covering up sex crimes and child abuse makes you complicit
July 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A few hot takes:
A fanny pack worn around your shoulder/torso is not a sling bag. It's a fanny pack.
Mullets should not be a socially acceptable haircut.
Covering up sex crimes and child abuse makes you complicit
A fanny pack worn around your shoulder/torso is not a sling bag. It's a fanny pack.
Mullets should not be a socially acceptable haircut.
Covering up sex crimes and child abuse makes you complicit
I've met a lot of LDS folks, and while I don't agree with their faith and sometimes their politics, they are overwhelmingly polite. Why did they elect such a vile person to represent them?
I guess underneath, they're no better than most mainstream Christians.
I guess underneath, they're no better than most mainstream Christians.
June 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I've met a lot of LDS folks, and while I don't agree with their faith and sometimes their politics, they are overwhelmingly polite. Why did they elect such a vile person to represent them?
I guess underneath, they're no better than most mainstream Christians.
I guess underneath, they're no better than most mainstream Christians.
250,000 people is the attendance of the Indianapolis 500. The average redhat has a poor grasp of numbers, but I bet many of them have seen the Greatest Spectacle in Motorsports on tv. That's what a quarter million people looks like.
I suppose they might just like being lied to.
I suppose they might just like being lied to.
June 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
250,000 people is the attendance of the Indianapolis 500. The average redhat has a poor grasp of numbers, but I bet many of them have seen the Greatest Spectacle in Motorsports on tv. That's what a quarter million people looks like.
I suppose they might just like being lied to.
I suppose they might just like being lied to.
There's no better illustration of sad and low-energy than a tank squeaking along a sparsely-populated parade route while a toddler pouts about having to get a history lecture on his special day.
June 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
There's no better illustration of sad and low-energy than a tank squeaking along a sparsely-populated parade route while a toddler pouts about having to get a history lecture on his special day.
America is trying to bluff. But we're holding a pair of deuces.
April 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
America is trying to bluff. But we're holding a pair of deuces.
A lone protester holds up a sign at a busy intersection. It reads "For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"
And for a moment I feel less insane and less alone.
And for a moment I feel less insane and less alone.
March 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
A lone protester holds up a sign at a busy intersection. It reads "For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"
And for a moment I feel less insane and less alone.
And for a moment I feel less insane and less alone.
I once burned some old notes & writing in the backyard. Poured gas from a can on the 🔥. Ended up spraying ignited gas everywhere because I was a teenager & didn't know wtf I was doing. Miraculously didn't do any serious damage.
Based on that experience, I'm more than qualified to be POTUS.
Based on that experience, I'm more than qualified to be POTUS.
March 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I once burned some old notes & writing in the backyard. Poured gas from a can on the 🔥. Ended up spraying ignited gas everywhere because I was a teenager & didn't know wtf I was doing. Miraculously didn't do any serious damage.
Based on that experience, I'm more than qualified to be POTUS.
Based on that experience, I'm more than qualified to be POTUS.
February 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It's not a Tesla. It's an Edison.
Updated: CyberTruck "Slices Deer in Half"... Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians. - FuelArc News
Here’s a story you all saw coming. If a new model pickup truck is on the road for any amount of time, somebody is going to ram a deer with it! What makes this collision unique is the pickup truck in q...
fuelarc.com
January 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It's not a Tesla. It's an Edison.
Over the last 15 years, I have collected around 5000 digital patterns for my various crafts: knitting, crochet, embroidery & cross stitch, quilting, and sewing. 😳
It's not hoarding if it's organized and fits in my hand, that's what I'm going with.
It's not hoarding if it's organized and fits in my hand, that's what I'm going with.
January 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Over the last 15 years, I have collected around 5000 digital patterns for my various crafts: knitting, crochet, embroidery & cross stitch, quilting, and sewing. 😳
It's not hoarding if it's organized and fits in my hand, that's what I'm going with.
It's not hoarding if it's organized and fits in my hand, that's what I'm going with.
Chief justice Roberts doesn't feel like the scotus is respected. I'd actually respect him more if he just stuck a Venmo barcode on the court entrance.
January 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Chief justice Roberts doesn't feel like the scotus is respected. I'd actually respect him more if he just stuck a Venmo barcode on the court entrance.
"I'm so excited it's 2025 I just wanna blow some shit up" - all of my neighbors
January 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
"I'm so excited it's 2025 I just wanna blow some shit up" - all of my neighbors
What are some handcrafts you know and how did you learn?
1) knitting: mom taught me as a kid. Internet retaught me as an adult
2) crochet: a book
3) sewing: mom taught me as a kid. I taught her quilting
4) spinning: YouTube
5) embroidery: freaking TikTok 😅
1) knitting: mom taught me as a kid. Internet retaught me as an adult
2) crochet: a book
3) sewing: mom taught me as a kid. I taught her quilting
4) spinning: YouTube
5) embroidery: freaking TikTok 😅
December 31, 2024 at 7:59 AM
What are some handcrafts you know and how did you learn?
1) knitting: mom taught me as a kid. Internet retaught me as an adult
2) crochet: a book
3) sewing: mom taught me as a kid. I taught her quilting
4) spinning: YouTube
5) embroidery: freaking TikTok 😅
1) knitting: mom taught me as a kid. Internet retaught me as an adult
2) crochet: a book
3) sewing: mom taught me as a kid. I taught her quilting
4) spinning: YouTube
5) embroidery: freaking TikTok 😅
I am not sure why the MAGA weirdos are so mad at Elon. He's just acting out of economic anxiety. If anyone could understand that, it's the people who voted for an authoritarian because of the cost of eggs.
December 28, 2024 at 6:19 AM
I am not sure why the MAGA weirdos are so mad at Elon. He's just acting out of economic anxiety. If anyone could understand that, it's the people who voted for an authoritarian because of the cost of eggs.
Reposted
When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that
December 27, 2024 at 5:21 PM
When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that
Referring to Musk as the President won't make Trump send him packing. I don't think Trump *can* get rid of Musk. Elon has money, a megaphone, and a friendship with Daddy Vlad. He holds all the power regardless of who is sworn in.
That being said, it's gotta drive him nuts, so carry on.
That being said, it's gotta drive him nuts, so carry on.
December 21, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Referring to Musk as the President won't make Trump send him packing. I don't think Trump *can* get rid of Musk. Elon has money, a megaphone, and a friendship with Daddy Vlad. He holds all the power regardless of who is sworn in.
That being said, it's gotta drive him nuts, so carry on.
That being said, it's gotta drive him nuts, so carry on.
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🎵 oh-oh tidings of corruption and greed 🎵 🎄 🎅 💰 😕
December 17, 2024 at 3:23 PM
🎵 oh-oh tidings of corruption and greed 🎵 🎄 🎅 💰 😕
An ambitious project for a newbie who made her first quilt this summer with FQs from Dollar Tree. I considered sending it to a longarmer because it's so big, but I decided to quilt it myself with my entry-level domestic machine. Saved 200 dollarbucks, and I couldn't be happier with the results.
December 15, 2024 at 7:59 PM
An ambitious project for a newbie who made her first quilt this summer with FQs from Dollar Tree. I considered sending it to a longarmer because it's so big, but I decided to quilt it myself with my entry-level domestic machine. Saved 200 dollarbucks, and I couldn't be happier with the results.
@revedtrevors.bsky.social with another banger. Might rewatch The Good Place.
Dax Shepherd, Kristen Bell, And $@#%ing Them Up With Kindness...
YouTube video by Rev Ed Trevors
youtu.be
December 14, 2024 at 7:21 PM
@revedtrevors.bsky.social with another banger. Might rewatch The Good Place.
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Briana Boston said “delay, deny, depose” to her health insurance company for denying her claim & is being treated like a criminal but that’s never been how police reacted to women who are scared or threatened.
December 13, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Briana Boston said “delay, deny, depose” to her health insurance company for denying her claim & is being treated like a criminal but that’s never been how police reacted to women who are scared or threatened.
That ain't the ghost of Christmas past
That's Jonas Salk, and he is mad
That's Jonas Salk, and he is mad
December 13, 2024 at 6:56 PM
That ain't the ghost of Christmas past
That's Jonas Salk, and he is mad
That's Jonas Salk, and he is mad