Howtogetmyvote
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Post only topics that will win my future votes
That’s everyone you Jackass
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
That’s everyone you Jackass
Right? My Wife wouldn’t let my Son near you if you smoked cigarettes ffs
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Right? My Wife wouldn’t let my Son near you if you smoked cigarettes ffs
I’ll take things my Grandma could’ve predicted for $100 Alec
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I’ll take things my Grandma could’ve predicted for $100 Alec
I mean it wasn’t Kid Rock
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I mean it wasn’t Kid Rock
MAGA brains right now
a man with a beard is standing in front of a microphone scratching his head
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a microphone scratching his head
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
MAGA brains right now
We need to hear more about decent people in this world
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
We need to hear more about decent people in this world
I mean he sounds just like Jesus
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I mean he sounds just like Jesus
I’m so fucking sick of having to listen to this fuckface!!! When will this nightmare end??
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I’m so fucking sick of having to listen to this fuckface!!! When will this nightmare end??
How many companies are now willingly doing business with this POS?
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
How many companies are now willingly doing business with this POS?
Let’s name abortion clinics after him 😂😂
February 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Let’s name abortion clinics after him 😂😂
This MF’er is a Constitutional Lawyer? Is JD Vance a Nuclear Scientist?
February 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
This MF’er is a Constitutional Lawyer? Is JD Vance a Nuclear Scientist?
I mean they had to follow exit signs and shit. Straight up Nazi torture there
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I mean they had to follow exit signs and shit. Straight up Nazi torture there
He’s right, I mean how could anyone afford cardboard and paint in Trumps economy?
January 30, 2026 at 5:35 PM
He’s right, I mean how could anyone afford cardboard and paint in Trumps economy?
I mean Don Lemon sucks but…
January 30, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I mean Don Lemon sucks but…
Man we’re a stupid country
January 30, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Man we’re a stupid country
Stupid question but who pays if he wins? Us right? So our President is suing a tax payer funded agency? What the fuckety-fuck?
January 30, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Stupid question but who pays if he wins? Us right? So our President is suing a tax payer funded agency? What the fuckety-fuck?
FFS, go outside and play Baron.
January 29, 2026 at 3:01 PM
FFS, go outside and play Baron.
Well thank God, Melanie is on it
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Well thank God, Melanie is on it
There’s no chance that Vance knows who Isaac Newton was. Zero!!
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 PM
There’s no chance that Vance knows who Isaac Newton was. Zero!!
Didn’t Trump end this war already? Day 1, right?
January 29, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Didn’t Trump end this war already? Day 1, right?
But still a country where you can grab someone by their pussy? Just checking?
January 29, 2026 at 2:56 PM
But still a country where you can grab someone by their pussy? Just checking?
He’s correct. As fucking depressing as that is….stupid people are allowed to vote
January 24, 2026 at 8:01 PM
He’s correct. As fucking depressing as that is….stupid people are allowed to vote
What fucking country is this? Where did America go? Make America the 80’s Again
January 24, 2026 at 6:12 PM
What fucking country is this? Where did America go? Make America the 80’s Again