Really miss these pants and shoes

Hahahaha I mean I don’t know your life!!!

I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s first thought was condoms

Thank youuuuuu I’m sad and excited

Wait are you in seattle?? I’m literally moving away today

I was literally thinking this the other day. ITS SO TRUE

Some people are no fun!! Sometimes this happens when there’s a patient who has the same name as me and I’m like hi Sam I’m Sam and then I get nothing and like 😭

Omg that’s so cool!! I’m currently playing an elf barbarian werewolf who just became a saint, so vibes

This is how I feel but on the I-wish-that-was-me side of things