shnorgleton
@shnorgleton.bsky.social
Philly sports complainer and Eiffel 65 enthusiast
why can i smell this post
December 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
why can i smell this post
Man, they really are all like this, huh
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
December 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Man, they really are all like this, huh
0-1 in the positivity rabbit era
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
0-1 in the positivity rabbit era
Was more in the area than whoever Hurts just tried throwing to
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Was more in the area than whoever Hurts just tried throwing to
Employees of TeePublic real confused right now
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Employees of TeePublic real confused right now
Says there’s a new word he made up, immediately is unsure of word
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Says there’s a new word he made up, immediately is unsure of word
He knows you must have money since you saved money on that Walmart Thanksgiving dinner
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
He knows you must have money since you saved money on that Walmart Thanksgiving dinner
Plenty of room there for Mamdani checking a box on a scholarship application
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Plenty of room there for Mamdani checking a box on a scholarship application
Because blames pay the bills
October 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Because blames pay the bills
"US TIKTOK USERS WOULD BE ASKED TO SHIFT TO NEW APP"
Never go to a second location.
Never go to a second location.
September 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"US TIKTOK USERS WOULD BE ASKED TO SHIFT TO NEW APP"
Never go to a second location.
Never go to a second location.