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Audrey
@shockandaudrey.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Bitten by a radioactive bookworm, but no one noticed or cared because reading fast is a pretty boring superpower.

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Oh fuck yes, I've still got it
May 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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They are a superb pair
Framed pencil sketches of Shauna and Lottie (from Bad Machinery), by John Allison in 2011
January 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Not a usual perch for this creature
Tuxedo cat (adorable) laying daintily on the back of a red couch
January 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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@ryannorth.ca I know someone HAS to have already sent you this ad for Chicago's Museum Campus on the L
Signs point to the Orange and Green lines, and another sign has directions for getting to the Museum Campus (with Chicago's planetarium, field museum, aquarium, etc.). A T-Rex silhouette is the largest visual element of the sign, with Saturn and a shark overhead. He is about to step on a musical note.
September 22, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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Though I was an early adopter of twitter as well, and look how that whole thing turned out...
It says I'm user #186,295 and I joined on July 1, 2023
September 17, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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Hello. Today is December 8th. I'm Joe Pera, and these are the announcements for St. Benedict's Parish...

I’m sorry, have you guys heard the Who?!
Joe Pera, in a brown suit and a snowflake tie, stands at a church lectern. The caption reads: "Hello, today is December 8th." (Joe Pera Talks With You, Season 1 Episode 6)
December 8, 2023 at 2:33 PM
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I have so many of these and they are all perfect and necessary
Comic. Nancy says: "It's probably because I'm a beautiful genius. Perhaps the most beautiful genius of all." The crazy eyed moon from Majora's Mask says "I...I shall consume. Consume...Consume everything." Good to use to show you're very hungry Two women stand near shelves of baguettes. One, with an expression of deep emotion, says "I tell you, I won't do it!" It's a frame from Moonstruck, a perfect film. Detective Columbo is holding up a single finger. He's not speaking, but you can still hear him saying "Just one more thing..."
October 7, 2023 at 10:26 PM
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I feel like my cat's arms are particularly long
A tuxedo cat sits on a blanket on a desk. Her eyes are closed but her arms are fully extended.
July 13, 2023 at 2:37 PM
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Look at this thing
A tuxedo cat on her back, legs akimbo. She's got white feet and black toes, this is a very important detail. A tuxedo cat on her back, you can see her whole belly, it's got three white patches. She also has white feet. She's very cute!
July 10, 2023 at 8:37 AM
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Hi
A tuxedo cat (asleep)
July 3, 2023 at 7:01 AM