Mattie Shoo
@shoodohoodoo.bsky.social
One legged gay married geriatric millennial. Musician, composer, fortune teller.
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Mattie Shoo
@shoodohoodoo.bsky.social
· Sep 9
Movie pitch that is just a title: basic white lady scientist (think Allison Williams) is working on a teleportation device, but accidentally enters the device with her PSL (because original ideas rarely get made) …she emerges as a Violet Beauregarde style pumpkin lady. I give you: PUMPKIN SPLICE!
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The house used for the exteriors of Collinwood is for sale. Does anybody have $28.5 million we could have? www.zillow.com/homedetails/... #darkshadows
www.zillow.com
September 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The house used for the exteriors of Collinwood is for sale. Does anybody have $28.5 million we could have? www.zillow.com/homedetails/... #darkshadows
Having a nice nautical horror time playing Dredge while listening to Book of Knots 2004 self titled album. Instead of editing @ghostswantyoudead.bsky.social (which is nautical horror adjacent)
September 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Having a nice nautical horror time playing Dredge while listening to Book of Knots 2004 self titled album. Instead of editing @ghostswantyoudead.bsky.social (which is nautical horror adjacent)
My oldest friend and I started a podcast to distract ourselves (and you) from the general horrors. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
open.spotify.com/show/2gSqRuo...
open.spotify.com/show/2gSqRuo...
Ghosts Want You Dead!: A Dark Shadows Viewing Podcast
TV Reviews Podcast · Updated Weekly · Instead of watching the world burn, we are watching the entirety of Dark Shadows.
podcasts.apple.com
September 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My oldest friend and I started a podcast to distract ourselves (and you) from the general horrors. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
open.spotify.com/show/2gSqRuo...
open.spotify.com/show/2gSqRuo...
Movie pitch that is just a title: basic white lady scientist (think Allison Williams) is working on a teleportation device, but accidentally enters the device with her PSL (because original ideas rarely get made) …she emerges as a Violet Beauregarde style pumpkin lady. I give you: PUMPKIN SPLICE!
September 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Movie pitch that is just a title: basic white lady scientist (think Allison Williams) is working on a teleportation device, but accidentally enters the device with her PSL (because original ideas rarely get made) …she emerges as a Violet Beauregarde style pumpkin lady. I give you: PUMPKIN SPLICE!
Our neighborhood Domino’s location is in a strip mall next to the local chapter of the Ordo Templi Orientis, so we affectionately refer to it as the DominOTO’s. 🍕👹
September 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Our neighborhood Domino’s location is in a strip mall next to the local chapter of the Ordo Templi Orientis, so we affectionately refer to it as the DominOTO’s. 🍕👹
My husband just acted like I was crazy for insisting the towels be folded correctly. Like he hasn’t know me for 18 years. The gall!
August 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My husband just acted like I was crazy for insisting the towels be folded correctly. Like he hasn’t know me for 18 years. The gall!
I was very proud of myself for staying up late (0100) like a young person. I was dismayed to still wake at 0600.
May 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I was very proud of myself for staying up late (0100) like a young person. I was dismayed to still wake at 0600.
In our continued effort to get to know the members of our Bluesky community better, we’re curious…who are your five favorite FEMALE SINGERS/VOCALISTS of all time?
1. Elizabeth Fraser
2. Diamanda Galás
3. Siouxsie Sioux
4. Billie Holiday
5. Kennedy Ashlyn
1. Elizabeth Fraser
2. Diamanda Galás
3. Siouxsie Sioux
4. Billie Holiday
5. Kennedy Ashlyn
February 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
In our continued effort to get to know the members of our Bluesky community better, we’re curious…who are your five favorite FEMALE SINGERS/VOCALISTS of all time?
1. Elizabeth Fraser
2. Diamanda Galás
3. Siouxsie Sioux
4. Billie Holiday
5. Kennedy Ashlyn
1. Elizabeth Fraser
2. Diamanda Galás
3. Siouxsie Sioux
4. Billie Holiday
5. Kennedy Ashlyn
Not quite noon and it already feels like a very long day.
November 21, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Not quite noon and it already feels like a very long day.
2 pictures with your better half 💕
November 20, 2024 at 4:41 PM
2 pictures with your better half 💕
My nap backfired and instead of refreshing me for my evening outing, it rendered me even more sleepy
November 14, 2024 at 10:54 PM
My nap backfired and instead of refreshing me for my evening outing, it rendered me even more sleepy
Got rid of Twitter main ages ago, but kept the alt around for porn. Finally deleted that too, so hello again Bluesky.
November 10, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Got rid of Twitter main ages ago, but kept the alt around for porn. Finally deleted that too, so hello again Bluesky.
Your middle aged Aunt and Uncle, the jean jacket twins, went out to a show with The Youth.
September 23, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Your middle aged Aunt and Uncle, the jean jacket twins, went out to a show with The Youth.
Never post here, but I love a bandwagon:
“ Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #143,677!”
“ Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #143,677!”
September 17, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Never post here, but I love a bandwagon:
“ Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #143,677!”
“ Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #143,677!”
Had to steal a Xmas sweater from my husband for Xmas sweater day at work.
December 22, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Had to steal a Xmas sweater from my husband for Xmas sweater day at work.
The one time we’re actually going out in the world I can’t get my hair situated in a way I don’t hate.
September 14, 2023 at 10:51 PM
The one time we’re actually going out in the world I can’t get my hair situated in a way I don’t hate.
Plans for the evening: going to watch our favorite makeup acting on a big screen.
July 1, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Plans for the evening: going to watch our favorite makeup acting on a big screen.