Chad
shoopmonster.bsky.social
Chad
@shoopmonster.bsky.social
Universal cat distribution system recipient, 11 gallon blood donor
One of those has a long, long history of underperforming and the other is a franchise I sometimes forget exists.
January 2, 2026 at 6:12 AM
You've been bested by Coach Keg Stand
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
He came to the rinky dink SEC, let's see him try that in the Big Sky
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Crimson Purdue (without a drum)
January 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Not yet! Next year...
January 1, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Finished a game yet? Same ol Luis.
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 AM
The Governor don't like no drug program
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Looks like a color blind test
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Hibernation prevention is a serious issue
January 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Dogshit political climate, no thanks
December 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Can I get it in on the ground floor?
December 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Play Dominick the Christmas donkey for them as a palate clenser
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Your own
Personal
Pizza
December 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
The Ur-Pizza Hut
December 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
They cybertrucked a boat
December 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
He's a Liberty man so somewhere in the corner will be fine
December 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Feel like a dipshit paying for insurance
December 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
So slow
December 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
They took 2 last night
December 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Which ref did you mean? Both were putting some sauce on the calls.
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Independent
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM