Star
@shootinstaar.bsky.social
Just a grown woman who thinks she's funny sometimes. 😄🌟 Life's too serious, so I choose to chuckle at my own jokes. Let's share some laughs 😂👇
People pleasers, you can please people, just make sure you're one of them
March 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
People pleasers, you can please people, just make sure you're one of them
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say
"I know it's hard. Everything is going to be okay. Here's a coffee and 5 million dollars"
"I know it's hard. Everything is going to be okay. Here's a coffee and 5 million dollars"
March 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say
"I know it's hard. Everything is going to be okay. Here's a coffee and 5 million dollars"
"I know it's hard. Everything is going to be okay. Here's a coffee and 5 million dollars"
My problem is I think I can get ready in 15 minutes even though I've proven repeatedly that cannot.
February 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My problem is I think I can get ready in 15 minutes even though I've proven repeatedly that cannot.
If ham is allowed to spiral then so am i
February 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If ham is allowed to spiral then so am i
Not gonna lie when I was a kid, I thought it was an exaggeration when adults said "if it aint one thing, It's another "
but now that I am an adult, I can confirm if it aint one thing it sure is another.
but now that I am an adult, I can confirm if it aint one thing it sure is another.
February 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Not gonna lie when I was a kid, I thought it was an exaggeration when adults said "if it aint one thing, It's another "
but now that I am an adult, I can confirm if it aint one thing it sure is another.
but now that I am an adult, I can confirm if it aint one thing it sure is another.
My big 3? Yapping,Napping, and Snacking
February 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
My big 3? Yapping,Napping, and Snacking
Does the process know we are trusting it?
February 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Does the process know we are trusting it?
I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it.
February 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it.
Don't cry at home, cry at work and get paid for it.
February 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Don't cry at home, cry at work and get paid for it.
Direct deposit hits:
Me at Buffalo wild wings: Release the Buffalo!
Me at Buffalo wild wings: Release the Buffalo!
February 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Direct deposit hits:
Me at Buffalo wild wings: Release the Buffalo!
Me at Buffalo wild wings: Release the Buffalo!
Don't let others ruin your day, it's your day. Ruin it yourself!
February 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Don't let others ruin your day, it's your day. Ruin it yourself!
Oh duvet
You are so groovet
I want to stay in bed this Thursduet
You are so groovet
I want to stay in bed this Thursduet
February 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Oh duvet
You are so groovet
I want to stay in bed this Thursduet
You are so groovet
I want to stay in bed this Thursduet
Me: (shaking a magic 8-ball)
Will my eyesight get better soon?
Coconut:
Will my eyesight get better soon?
Coconut:
February 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Me: (shaking a magic 8-ball)
Will my eyesight get better soon?
Coconut:
Will my eyesight get better soon?
Coconut:
My patience is like a gift card, I don't know how much is on it but we can give it a try
February 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My patience is like a gift card, I don't know how much is on it but we can give it a try
Being kind is free, but so is being a menace
February 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Being kind is free, but so is being a menace
January has been the longest year of my life
January 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
January has been the longest year of my life
Friend: I need some advice
Me: (eating ice cream for breakfast) you came to the right person
Me: (eating ice cream for breakfast) you came to the right person
January 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Friend: I need some advice
Me: (eating ice cream for breakfast) you came to the right person
Me: (eating ice cream for breakfast) you came to the right person
"So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends-but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity towards a more positive partnership." Julio Alexi Genao
January 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends-but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity towards a more positive partnership." Julio Alexi Genao
Exhauterwhelmulated.
The feeling of being exhausted, overwhelmed, and overestimated all at once.
The feeling of being exhausted, overwhelmed, and overestimated all at once.
January 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Exhauterwhelmulated.
The feeling of being exhausted, overwhelmed, and overestimated all at once.
The feeling of being exhausted, overwhelmed, and overestimated all at once.
I am often mistaken as an adult, because of my age.
January 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I am often mistaken as an adult, because of my age.
Accordion to research, 9 or of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
January 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Accordion to research, 9 or of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain
January 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain