Good Ashley Bad Ashley
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Dog dad, malcontent, husband, beverage snob, newbie LP collector, member of the resistance. Shit poster? Uhhh, yeah.
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
Willy aka Wally aka Walter aka Waldo says Merry Christmas and was not intentionally a Christmas gift but is now Mrs. Good Ashley's favorite Christmas gift ever. Also, he is deaf, so his name sorta doesn't matter.
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Willy aka Wally aka Walter aka Waldo says Merry Christmas and was not intentionally a Christmas gift but is now Mrs. Good Ashley's favorite Christmas gift ever. Also, he is deaf, so his name sorta doesn't matter.
Say hi to Willy (that's his shelter name, will get renamed when we find out what fits)...he's a lot, and this is going to be interesting. He and his new sister Ella are already best friends.
December 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Say hi to Willy (that's his shelter name, will get renamed when we find out what fits)...he's a lot, and this is going to be interesting. He and his new sister Ella are already best friends.
In a little under 2 hours Pamela Bondi will be in contempt of Congress, and articles for impeachment of the AG can be filed. Also, at some point she needs to be charged as an accomplice in protecting pedophiles.
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
In a little under 2 hours Pamela Bondi will be in contempt of Congress, and articles for impeachment of the AG can be filed. Also, at some point she needs to be charged as an accomplice in protecting pedophiles.
I don't want to say I told you so. Also, I know that when I said the Epstein files would NOT be released today, that wasn't really going to spark any controversy. But, I told you so. Also, the administration is never going to follow the law, because there is nobody to hold them accountable.
December 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I don't want to say I told you so. Also, I know that when I said the Epstein files would NOT be released today, that wasn't really going to spark any controversy. But, I told you so. Also, the administration is never going to follow the law, because there is nobody to hold them accountable.
@ginerso.bsky.social wins the internet today for being the only person on the planet to use the term "kakistocratic masturbatory fantasies" in the last 24 hours. I will not lie; I had to look that shit up.
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
@ginerso.bsky.social wins the internet today for being the only person on the planet to use the term "kakistocratic masturbatory fantasies" in the last 24 hours. I will not lie; I had to look that shit up.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Mordorhead
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Afgandalf Whigs
*pained* A Lord of the Rings cover band called Orcestral Manoeuvres In the Dark
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Mordorhead
I already didn't like a particular boomer at the bar. Then last night he wouldn't stop saying "I bet he's gay" about another dude, who is not gay (nor does it matter), and then constantly talking about how he dates nothing but women half his age. Not sitting near him again if I can help it.
December 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I already didn't like a particular boomer at the bar. Then last night he wouldn't stop saying "I bet he's gay" about another dude, who is not gay (nor does it matter), and then constantly talking about how he dates nothing but women half his age. Not sitting near him again if I can help it.
I endeavor to make Fernand Point's Pommes Dauphine in the coming weeks. Look it up.
December 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I endeavor to make Fernand Point's Pommes Dauphine in the coming weeks. Look it up.
Every single one of you who is expecting the release of the Epstein file tomorrow; how do still believe that the administration is going to follow the law when the law does not favor them? The only way the files actually drop tomorrow is if Cheeto declares war on Venezuela today as a distraction.
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Every single one of you who is expecting the release of the Epstein file tomorrow; how do still believe that the administration is going to follow the law when the law does not favor them? The only way the files actually drop tomorrow is if Cheeto declares war on Venezuela today as a distraction.
One of my 5 favorite directors is doing one of my 5 favorite stories! Yas! youtu.be/hverb7siYJ8?...
#LucBesson #Dracula #MovieSky #FilmSky
#LucBesson #Dracula #MovieSky #FilmSky
Dracula | Official Trailer (HD) | Vertical
YouTube video by Vertical
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December 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
One of my 5 favorite directors is doing one of my 5 favorite stories! Yas! youtu.be/hverb7siYJ8?...
#LucBesson #Dracula #MovieSky #FilmSky
#LucBesson #Dracula #MovieSky #FilmSky
Going into 2026 like…
December 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Going into 2026 like…
"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie."
December 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie."
So, let's pretend that the House will vote to extend the ACA subsidies. If that were to happen, what are the chances the insurance companies turnaround and reduce 2027 premiums by 50%, back to previous rates? If you said 0 chance, then you also realize that subsidies aren't the problem, greed is.
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So, let's pretend that the House will vote to extend the ACA subsidies. If that were to happen, what are the chances the insurance companies turnaround and reduce 2027 premiums by 50%, back to previous rates? If you said 0 chance, then you also realize that subsidies aren't the problem, greed is.
was Wiles just on benzos and a bottle of cabernet and didn't realize she was being interviewed?
December 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
was Wiles just on benzos and a bottle of cabernet and didn't realize she was being interviewed?
Hi Karoline - Sparky Yappers, reporter for the New Dakota Times here...can you please name just ONE economic metric?
I didn't think so...I'll give you a sec to get the Cheeto pube out of your teeth and you can move on to the next blatant lie.
I didn't think so...I'll give you a sec to get the Cheeto pube out of your teeth and you can move on to the next blatant lie.
Leavitt lies: "Every economic metric does in fact show that the economy is improving"
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Hi Karoline - Sparky Yappers, reporter for the New Dakota Times here...can you please name just ONE economic metric?
I didn't think so...I'll give you a sec to get the Cheeto pube out of your teeth and you can move on to the next blatant lie.
I didn't think so...I'll give you a sec to get the Cheeto pube out of your teeth and you can move on to the next blatant lie.
Cheeto keeps throwing around the words Treason and Sedition..
a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means " to another bald man
ALT: a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means " to another bald man
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Cheeto keeps throwing around the words Treason and Sedition..
you will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
you will be visited by 3 spirits
It's okay Matthew Lillard, I like you!
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It's okay Matthew Lillard, I like you!
Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account.
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account.
"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch me soar"
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch me soar"
Holy shit! Is Susan Dell actually Art the Clown without clown makeup?
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Holy shit! Is Susan Dell actually Art the Clown without clown makeup?
Pro tip: if you want to know what your spouse bought you for Xmas, just pay attention to all the new ads you are getting online which you have not previously seen.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Pro tip: if you want to know what your spouse bought you for Xmas, just pay attention to all the new ads you are getting online which you have not previously seen.