Thank you sweetie <3
It happens. Time to make lemonade.

Dang X3 I see you have all the angles already covered

I'd be very tempted to do an awkward pause and then oooopen the bag in front of them...

... feel like this would be the perfect secret attack for Charles Xavier. Who'd ever expect it from him?

You could alter the bottom text to suit pretty much any kink in the fandom and you'd find Aces to buy the shirt X3

Do my best Clinton impression and say "Donny, you meant nothing to me. You were a notch in my belt. There was never any romance."

You've always been a positive inspiration

I'd probably go full fanboy even if he hit me with a rocket XD

I want to give each of your characters a giant hug for a different reason each