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guy who wears earplugs when making out because he can't stand the sound of lips smacking
February 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
me at the morgue:
not to worry you but i don't think this guy's gonna make it
February 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
is it possible to learn to love the sun
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
now get ready for: unprofessional wrestling
February 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
shampoo is a preference, not a necessity
body wash mandatory though
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 AM
February 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM
all text communication is just sending letters
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I eat pasta with no sauce sometimes and it is the thing I've received the most flak for in my life
January 31, 2026 at 8:21 AM
January 29, 2026 at 1:20 PM
gettin my last wisdom tooth pulled today.
gonna be so gigabrained now that my teeth aren't hogging all the wisdom 🧠
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 AM
im makin moves my nuts can't keep up with
January 28, 2026 at 5:56 PM
just finished part 2 of JJBA
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
sometimes I put my wireless headset on and i think "oh it's already on i can hear the white noise"
like. girl... no... that's your tinnitus...
July 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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will you let her grow some more
July 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'm thinking a twitch birthday subathon this year
Now to figure out how to get back in the swing of things
May 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'm so bad at reading i only got 5 pages into old man and the sea
April 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
im a goblin slayer without the l
April 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Shenut butter
March 29, 2025 at 9:06 AM
She smells jean cells at the bean store.
.. s
.she uh
March 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
She bell on my sprout til I weepin
March 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
is it some sort of dog??.?
March 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
punch out don't lie
that mac be little
March 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I could make the tall wyverian guard in Suja a happy spouse I know it
March 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
sometimes I just stand there and enjoy the fact that I own a refrigerator
March 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
if there's wylk where the wyddies at
March 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM