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guy who wears earplugs when making out because he can't stand the sound of lips smacking
February 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
guy who wears earplugs when making out because he can't stand the sound of lips smacking
me at the morgue:
not to worry you but i don't think this guy's gonna make it
not to worry you but i don't think this guy's gonna make it
February 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
me at the morgue:
not to worry you but i don't think this guy's gonna make it
not to worry you but i don't think this guy's gonna make it
is it possible to learn to love the sun
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
is it possible to learn to love the sun
now get ready for: unprofessional wrestling
February 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
now get ready for: unprofessional wrestling
shampoo is a preference, not a necessity
body wash mandatory though
body wash mandatory though
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 AM
shampoo is a preference, not a necessity
body wash mandatory though
body wash mandatory though
all text communication is just sending letters
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
all text communication is just sending letters
I eat pasta with no sauce sometimes and it is the thing I've received the most flak for in my life
January 31, 2026 at 8:21 AM
I eat pasta with no sauce sometimes and it is the thing I've received the most flak for in my life
gettin my last wisdom tooth pulled today.
gonna be so gigabrained now that my teeth aren't hogging all the wisdom 🧠
gonna be so gigabrained now that my teeth aren't hogging all the wisdom 🧠
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 AM
gettin my last wisdom tooth pulled today.
gonna be so gigabrained now that my teeth aren't hogging all the wisdom 🧠
gonna be so gigabrained now that my teeth aren't hogging all the wisdom 🧠
im makin moves my nuts can't keep up with
January 28, 2026 at 5:56 PM
im makin moves my nuts can't keep up with
just finished part 2 of JJBA
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
just finished part 2 of JJBA
sometimes I put my wireless headset on and i think "oh it's already on i can hear the white noise"
like. girl... no... that's your tinnitus...
like. girl... no... that's your tinnitus...
July 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
sometimes I put my wireless headset on and i think "oh it's already on i can hear the white noise"
like. girl... no... that's your tinnitus...
like. girl... no... that's your tinnitus...
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will you let her grow some more
July 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
will you let her grow some more
I'm thinking a twitch birthday subathon this year
Now to figure out how to get back in the swing of things
Now to figure out how to get back in the swing of things
May 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'm thinking a twitch birthday subathon this year
Now to figure out how to get back in the swing of things
Now to figure out how to get back in the swing of things
I'm so bad at reading i only got 5 pages into old man and the sea
April 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I'm so bad at reading i only got 5 pages into old man and the sea
im a goblin slayer without the l
April 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
im a goblin slayer without the l
She smells jean cells at the bean store.
.. s
.she uh
.. s
.she uh
March 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
She smells jean cells at the bean store.
.. s
.she uh
.. s
.she uh
She bell on my sprout til I weepin
March 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
She bell on my sprout til I weepin
is it some sort of dog??.?
March 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
is it some sort of dog??.?
punch out don't lie
that mac be little
that mac be little
March 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
punch out don't lie
that mac be little
that mac be little
I could make the tall wyverian guard in Suja a happy spouse I know it
March 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I could make the tall wyverian guard in Suja a happy spouse I know it
sometimes I just stand there and enjoy the fact that I own a refrigerator
March 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
sometimes I just stand there and enjoy the fact that I own a refrigerator
if there's wylk where the wyddies at
March 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
if there's wylk where the wyddies at