Shortarida
@shortarida.bsky.social
He/Him/Indigestion
I've been dying to tell you about the mail.
I've been dying to tell you about the mail.
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Shortarida
@shortarida.bsky.social
· Jul 25
The Kaptain Krickets Texting Thread.
I was the first person to say Babu Frick in 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I was the first person to say Babu Frick in 2026.
The Algorithm really is like "Hey, you've been Googling a lot about cancer. We're gonna show you cancer ads and cancer related content now"
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The Algorithm really is like "Hey, you've been Googling a lot about cancer. We're gonna show you cancer ads and cancer related content now"
Whenever I order @gopuff.bsky.social they ask why I order and I always put "hungees" so they know I was hungees.
December 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Whenever I order @gopuff.bsky.social they ask why I order and I always put "hungees" so they know I was hungees.
Hey I'm gonna be insufferable for a tad.
December 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hey I'm gonna be insufferable for a tad.
Lol lmao
MidKEnuinely im getting a bunch of tests I think i have a circulation issue 😕
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Lol lmao
I dont think people should be eating cold shrimp.
December 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I dont think people should be eating cold shrimp.
Shit major ass bruh.
December 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Shit major ass bruh.
LowKenuinely my feet hurt so much and I'm going to the ER because I'm HighKenuinely worried. Merry Fuxmas.
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
LowKenuinely my feet hurt so much and I'm going to the ER because I'm HighKenuinely worried. Merry Fuxmas.
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me every night at 1:07 am "time to finally get my life together for real this time"
December 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
me every night at 1:07 am "time to finally get my life together for real this time"
Learning right now for the first time that Hurt is not a Johnny Cash song.
December 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Learning right now for the first time that Hurt is not a Johnny Cash song.
Told my friends if they venmoed me $200 id call out of work tomorrow, nobody is doing it????
December 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Told my friends if they venmoed me $200 id call out of work tomorrow, nobody is doing it????
Bro that's your WIFE, April Kepner.
December 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Bro that's your WIFE, April Kepner.
Oh LAWD I'm pissin.
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Oh LAWD I'm pissin.
Can I eat a sandwich when I get home?
December 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Can I eat a sandwich when I get home?
They milkin me in the nightmare realm.
December 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
They milkin me in the nightmare realm.
Call me Dr. Gaming
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Call me Dr. Gaming
I know Shonda wrote Expedition 33 what the FUCK
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I know Shonda wrote Expedition 33 what the FUCK
Finally, a night for gamers.
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Finally, a night for gamers.
Fuck you Tom you should have gotten a head ct.
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Fuck you Tom you should have gotten a head ct.
India didn't answer which is going to make work harder tomorrow.
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
India didn't answer which is going to make work harder tomorrow.
I HAVE to call India at 11pm
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I HAVE to call India at 11pm
I swear to Chaos if I see Shonda Rhimes its on SIGHT.
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I swear to Chaos if I see Shonda Rhimes its on SIGHT.
It took 11 seasons, but i'm officially a Hunt hater. Dont talk to your mom like that you fucking jabroni.
December 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It took 11 seasons, but i'm officially a Hunt hater. Dont talk to your mom like that you fucking jabroni.
Esquie is top 5 characters of all time maybe.
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Esquie is top 5 characters of all time maybe.