The @ShortFormErnie Archive
@shortformernie.bsky.social
Where you’ll find all your classic @ShortFormErnie tweets from Twitter.
Note: This is an archive of old tweets. Dead links are dead links. Posts are backdated (yes, Bluesky can do that).
Actual account: @ernie.tedium.co
Note: This is an archive of old tweets. Dead links are dead links. Posts are backdated (yes, Bluesky can do that).
Actual account: @ernie.tedium.co
Sick of having to care about posts like this one?
Read my post on @readtedium and learn about your potential #WordPress exit strategy:
https://tedium.co/2024/10/20/wordpress-cms-alternatives-content-strategy-advice/ https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1848124036791906459/photo/1
Read my post on @readtedium and learn about your potential #WordPress exit strategy:
https://tedium.co/2024/10/20/wordpress-cms-alternatives-content-strategy-advice/ https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1848124036791906459/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Sick of having to care about posts like this one?
Read my post on @readtedium and learn about your potential #WordPress exit strategy:
https://tedium.co/2024/10/20/wordpress-cms-alternatives-content-strategy-advice/ https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1848124036791906459/photo/1
Read my post on @readtedium and learn about your potential #WordPress exit strategy:
https://tedium.co/2024/10/20/wordpress-cms-alternatives-content-strategy-advice/ https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1848124036791906459/photo/1
If someone asks you what’s happening with WordPress, share this image with them. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1838792243781542080/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:14 AM
If someone asks you what’s happening with WordPress, share this image with them. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1838792243781542080/photo/1
May the coffee shop you find yourself in have good selfie lighting https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1836053334123323405/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:13 AM
May the coffee shop you find yourself in have good selfie lighting https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1836053334123323405/photo/1
I’m one of the first 50,000 on Bluesky, which just hit 10 million.
Join me there? https://bsky.app/profile/ernie.tedium.co https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1835878281276481716/photo/1
Join me there? https://bsky.app/profile/ernie.tedium.co https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1835878281276481716/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I’m one of the first 50,000 on Bluesky, which just hit 10 million.
Join me there? https://bsky.app/profile/ernie.tedium.co https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1835878281276481716/photo/1
Join me there? https://bsky.app/profile/ernie.tedium.co https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1835878281276481716/photo/1
Remember when tethering your phone to your computer tethered you to your car? You will.
https://tedium.co/2024/09/08/smartphone-tethering-cellular-modem-history/
new @readtedium https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1832914289981620718/photo/1
https://tedium.co/2024/09/08/smartphone-tethering-cellular-modem-history/
new @readtedium https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1832914289981620718/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Remember when tethering your phone to your computer tethered you to your car? You will.
https://tedium.co/2024/09/08/smartphone-tethering-cellular-modem-history/
new @readtedium https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1832914289981620718/photo/1
https://tedium.co/2024/09/08/smartphone-tethering-cellular-modem-history/
new @readtedium https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1832914289981620718/photo/1
Argument: this is a bad album cover. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1825300000240492803/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Argument: this is a bad album cover. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1825300000240492803/photo/1
This is, like, my M.O. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1824537102899614179/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:11 AM
This is, like, my M.O. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1824537102899614179/photo/1
.@Patreon is having to change its entire model just to please Apple.
I have another idea, Patreon: Get off the App Store. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1822998165676548363/photo/1
I have another idea, Patreon: Get off the App Store. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1822998165676548363/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:09 AM
.@Patreon is having to change its entire model just to please Apple.
I have another idea, Patreon: Get off the App Store. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1822998165676548363/photo/1
I have another idea, Patreon: Get off the App Store. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1822998165676548363/photo/1
This man clearly has no idea what a couch is https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1820864224559853838/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:08 AM
This man clearly has no idea what a couch is https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1820864224559853838/photo/1
I made this image for this post (it’s not a Photoshop because I made it in Krita), because the company that distributed Frogger in 1982 was later a production company associated with The Maury Povich Show … for some reason. https://t.co/Ab8Sj9c3ZD https://t.co/cFqdUV7lzZ
November 1, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I made this image for this post (it’s not a Photoshop because I made it in Krita), because the company that distributed Frogger in 1982 was later a production company associated with The Maury Povich Show … for some reason. https://t.co/Ab8Sj9c3ZD https://t.co/cFqdUV7lzZ
Pop quiz: This company is still active today. What is its name? https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1819569576851448074/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Pop quiz: This company is still active today. What is its name? https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1819569576851448074/photo/1
Adobe wants to pay me to complain about them? But I've been doing it for free for so long! https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1819080699397513425/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Adobe wants to pay me to complain about them? But I've been doing it for free for so long! https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1819080699397513425/photo/1
Logitech tried the fancy mouse thing before. Now it wants to do it again—with a subscription.
https://tedium.co/2024/08/01/logitech-forever-mouse-hardware-subscription/
new @readtedium https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1819059133993341147/photo/1
https://tedium.co/2024/08/01/logitech-forever-mouse-hardware-subscription/
new @readtedium https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1819059133993341147/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Logitech tried the fancy mouse thing before. Now it wants to do it again—with a subscription.
https://tedium.co/2024/08/01/logitech-forever-mouse-hardware-subscription/
new @readtedium https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1819059133993341147/photo/1
https://tedium.co/2024/08/01/logitech-forever-mouse-hardware-subscription/
new @readtedium https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1819059133993341147/photo/1
If someone wants to give me some money I have a funny idea https://x.com/AviSchiffmann/status/1818284595902922884 https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1818414032916734099/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:06 AM
If someone wants to give me some money I have a funny idea https://x.com/AviSchiffmann/status/1818284595902922884 https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1818414032916734099/photo/1
The level of accountability in this section is nuts. I need more people to call out every project I promised I would launch but never did https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1816858392457027640/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:06 AM
The level of accountability in this section is nuts. I need more people to call out every project I promised I would launch but never did https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1816858392457027640/photo/1
Wow this may be the greatest press release I’ve ever seen. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1816507445235069301/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Wow this may be the greatest press release I’ve ever seen. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1816507445235069301/photo/1
You may be dealing with Crowdstrike boot issues but they pale in comparison to what my remote desktop client just did https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1815558362827792575/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:05 AM
You may be dealing with Crowdstrike boot issues but they pale in comparison to what my remote desktop client just did https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1815558362827792575/photo/1
Check out this pitch-perfect @film_girl and @SnazzyLabs collab https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1814326937784901970/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Check out this pitch-perfect @film_girl and @SnazzyLabs collab https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1814326937784901970/photo/1
The NYT thinks I’m a robot. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1813818040938820091/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:04 AM
The NYT thinks I’m a robot. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1813818040938820091/photo/1
Man who profits from monetized anger wants you to keep posting. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1812905671265841196/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Man who profits from monetized anger wants you to keep posting. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1812905671265841196/photo/1
“The truth is we all are dying. Every day we live we are getting closer to our death.” — Richard Simmons, March 18, 2024 https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1812236624865964310/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:03 AM
“The truth is we all are dying. Every day we live we are getting closer to our death.” — Richard Simmons, March 18, 2024 https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1812236624865964310/photo/1
If you worked somewhere that shut down a while ago, media companies are starting to unload old domains.
Ask me how I know. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1810780303805534347/photo/1
Ask me how I know. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1810780303805534347/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:02 AM
If you worked somewhere that shut down a while ago, media companies are starting to unload old domains.
Ask me how I know. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1810780303805534347/photo/1
Ask me how I know. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1810780303805534347/photo/1
I mean https://x.com/radbackwards/status/1809614589023379885 https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1810060431572050069/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Tell me you don't actually read my newsletter while telling me you read my newsletter. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1806673526767731182/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Tell me you don't actually read my newsletter while telling me you read my newsletter. https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1806673526767731182/photo/1
And yes, I went after Taylor Sheridan’s paycheck in this.
https://tedium.co/2024/06/27/paramount-online-content-erasure/ https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1806368981357363214/photo/1
https://tedium.co/2024/06/27/paramount-online-content-erasure/ https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1806368981357363214/photo/1
November 1, 2024 at 1:01 AM
And yes, I went after Taylor Sheridan’s paycheck in this.
https://tedium.co/2024/06/27/paramount-online-content-erasure/ https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1806368981357363214/photo/1
https://tedium.co/2024/06/27/paramount-online-content-erasure/ https://x.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1806368981357363214/photo/1