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ShortGopher
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Just trying to create some calm in a lot of chaos.
All you have to do is look at his cabinet appointments and that’ll give a pretty good insight to who’s donating.
November 24, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Exactly 🤣
November 24, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Hey fellow HOKIES!

One game from a sympathy bowl. Please let us beat UVA…I can accept this season as a growing pain, if we can just beat UVA.
November 24, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Well, no pictures unless you wanted to wait 6.5 hours for them to DL at low resolution and pray your folks didn’t pick up the phone to cut off your dialup connection.
November 24, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Any AOL instant messengers in the house??

I also like to bring up my edgy MySpace days where my emo self could really express my annoyance for everything super popular and mainstream.

Now I’m sitting with a cup of coffee in an extra long knitted sweater. I would have loathed me 🤣
November 24, 2024 at 12:24 PM
I like to throw the 1900s math at my kids to keep them on their toes and wow them with ancient philosophy and methods.
November 24, 2024 at 12:21 PM
So it’s hitting age 9…that’s the catalyst. Have a 9 yr old that is determined to eliminate any none gray hairs from my head before they turn 13.

Their self assurance that I’m the one lacking life skills and intelligence in the conversation is equally impressive and infuriating.
November 24, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Yaaaaasss! Practicing bare minimum hygiene people, that’s all I’m asking for.
November 24, 2024 at 12:12 PM
I like to go stroll around their posts. It’s the same every time. The cultism is scary af, and an abusive relationship. They’ll die for someone that doesn’t care about their wellbeing, and will gladly step on their neck at every opportunity.
November 24, 2024 at 12:10 PM
I left the ghost hanging in our trees and told the kids they were the ghosts of Christmases past, present, and future.

My hubs did not appreciate my creativity or decorating prowess.
November 23, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Thanks for the heads up. Those posts were a dumpster fire
November 23, 2024 at 4:27 PM
My go to at concerts is heading straight for the men’s room. I’m chill, they’re chill, everyone pees, we go enjoy a show.
November 23, 2024 at 1:44 PM
This is not an accurate illustration. The book isn’t upside down and his hands are too big.
November 22, 2024 at 7:52 PM
The hardest thing to do is often the right thing. If the MJ team would have just stood up against a wanna be dictator, their ratings would be through the roof. Instead they’re now going for the scraps and looking like the fools while doing so.
November 22, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Yes, when news became about the money, we lost out on impartiality.
November 22, 2024 at 7:12 PM